[News] I found my former goblin GF on tinder

[Dolly Buster]

She used a fake name and age, but I know that 1.09/10 face when I see it

So far I haven't swiped left. But I added a 4th photo on my own profile which enables me to see others

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

It would only be strange if she wasn't on Tinder.

[Dolly Buster]

It would only be strange if she wasn't on Tinder.

She has gone mad following our breakup.

On her forum accounts she claims to be "42 and happily married with children" whereas she's 32 and single like a pringle

[Dolly Buster]

Now that I have her pics in peace, I was able to put my finger on just what makes her the Ugliest woman I've ever seen IRL.

Her philtrum to chin ratio is 1:5 for one

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

4'11 girl rejected me. Do you consider her to be a goblina?

[Dolly Buster]

Imagine a 1:5 chin ratio

That is why I call her Stephen Fry, her profile is a crescent moon

[PinkFatso]

The 1st and only girlfriend I ever had/might ever have was taller than me

[Dolly Buster]

4'11 girl rejected me. Do you consider her to be a goblina?

This one's around my height, 5'7

But my associate called her a goblin based on my written description of her 1.09/10 face

[Dolly Buster]

I checked her posts today, 6 months after our date she is still upset about me "showing up in sweatpants"

[PinkFatso]

For some reason I thought you were taller, but you are a manlet too

[Dolly Buster]

For some reason I thought you were taller, but you are a manlet too

I'm maybe 5' 7 3/4

There's a reason tall people live shorter lives. It's because God hates them

[PinkFatso]

God hates both of us or we wouldn't be manlets

I'm very unlucky in general, it feels God has forsaken me

For some reason I can't post unless I use the preview post 1st, then hit post reply. No idea why

[Dolly Buster]

God hates both of us or we wouldn't be manlets

It's a completely normal height. If you got 1000 physicians not 1 would diagnose us with dwarfism.

[PinkFatso]

We had the same talk a few days ago, it's a normal height but that doesn't mean you won't get shit on cause of it

Being indian is also normal, yet I'd rather not post or be associated with gaymaxx dot org

[Dolly Buster]

We had the same talk a few days ago, it's a normal height but that doesn't mean you won't get shit on cause of it

Being indian is also normal, yet I'd rather not post or be associated with gaymaxx dot org

Yeah but Indians eat cow dung

Meanwhile Tom Cruise (5'5) is a god and Yao Ming (8'0) is POS