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I found my former goblin GF on tinder - Dolly Buster - 01-11-2023
She used a fake name and age, but I know that 1.09/10 face when I see it
So far I haven't swiped left. But I added a 4th photo on my own profile which enables me to see others
RE: I found my former goblin GF on tinder - RuudVanNistelrooy - 01-11-2023
It would only be strange if she wasn't on Tinder.
RE: I found my former goblin GF on tinder - Dolly Buster - 01-11-2023
(01-11-2023, 07:38 PM)RuudVanNistelrooy Wrote: It would only be strange if she wasn't on Tinder.
She has gone mad following our breakup.
On her forum accounts she claims to be "42 and happily married with children" whereas she's 32 and single like a pringle
RE: I found my former goblin GF on tinder - Dolly Buster - 01-11-2023
Now that I have her pics in peace, I was able to put my finger on just what makes her the Ugliest woman I've ever seen IRL.
Her philtrum to chin ratio is 1:5 for one
RE: I found my former goblin GF on tinder - RuudVanNistelrooy - 02-11-2023
4'11 girl rejected me. Do you consider her to be a goblina?
RE: I found my former goblin GF on tinder - Dolly Buster - 02-11-2023
Imagine a 1:5 chin ratio
That is why I call her Stephen Fry, her profile is a crescent moon
RE: I found my former goblin GF on tinder - PinkFatso - 02-11-2023
The 1st and only girlfriend I ever had/might ever have was taller than me
RE: I found my former goblin GF on tinder - Dolly Buster - 02-11-2023
(02-11-2023, 03:51 PM)RuudVanNistelrooy Wrote: 4'11 girl rejected me. Do you consider her to be a goblina?
This one's around my height, 5'7
But my associate called her a goblin based on my written description of her 1.09/10 face
RE: I found my former goblin GF on tinder - Dolly Buster - 02-11-2023
I checked her posts today, 6 months after our date she is still upset about me "showing up in sweatpants"
RE: I found my former goblin GF on tinder - PinkFatso - 02-11-2023
For some reason I thought you were taller, but you are a manlet too
RE: I found my former goblin GF on tinder - Dolly Buster - 02-11-2023
(02-11-2023, 09:24 PM)PinkFatso Wrote: For some reason I thought you were taller, but you are a manlet too
I'm maybe 5' 7 3/4
There's a reason tall people live shorter lives. It's because God hates them
RE: I found my former goblin GF on tinder - PinkFatso - 02-11-2023
God hates both of us or we wouldn't be manlets
I'm very unlucky in general, it feels God has forsaken me
For some reason I can't post unless I use the preview post 1st, then hit post reply. No idea why
RE: I found my former goblin GF on tinder - Dolly Buster - 02-11-2023
(02-11-2023, 09:37 PM)PinkFatso Wrote: God hates both of us or we wouldn't be manlets
It's a completely normal height. If you got 1000 physicians not 1 would diagnose us with dwarfism.
RE: I found my former goblin GF on tinder - PinkFatso - 02-11-2023
We had the same talk a few days ago, it's a normal height but that doesn't mean you won't get shit on cause of it
Being indian is also normal, yet I'd rather not post or be associated with gaymaxx dot org
RE: I found my former goblin GF on tinder - Dolly Buster - 02-11-2023
(02-11-2023, 09:47 PM)PinkFatso Wrote: We had the same talk a few days ago, it's a normal height but that doesn't mean you won't get shit on cause of it
Being indian is also normal, yet I'd rather not post or be associated with gaymaxx dot org
Yeah but Indians eat cow dung
Meanwhile Tom Cruise (5'5) is a god and Yao Ming (8'0) is POS