we hired a legit stacy paralegal

[Altruist]

she is plastic and fake, but not completely botched, hence still stacy, just a low tier one

she keeps following me around like a puppy, and it's escalating towards legit simping, lmao. obviously i m partially to "blame" because i ve seen enough fb videos to know how to act like a high value man, but it would still feel surreal for most men to have this experience. she realized i don't exactly give a fuck about anyone except myself and von neumann today, so she went all in and said she'll visit me in my office first thing tomorrow morning for some "advice"

muh 12% bf or death

[Altruist]

the funniest thing, though (as she's been glued to me both inside and outside the building for 5 days now) ... randoms outside first stare at her for 5 seconds and then turn to me, and can't take their eyes off ... me



probably wondering "how does this hobo-looking manlet fatass do it?"

[sinn]

       

[Altruist]

she got no ass, though, super skinny, so no butterflies from mr main character for her

[Arrogans]

she got no ass, though, super skinny, so no butterflies from mr main character for her

[Altruist]

yeah. i even surprised myself with my stone cold tier behavior when talking to her, and then realized it's because of ass 404. if she had it, she would have been avoiding me by now because i'd act like a pajeet around her

[Arrogans]

yeah. i even surprised myself with my stone cold tier behavior when talking to her, and then realized it's because of ass 404. if she had it, she would have been avoiding me by now because i'd act like a pajeet around her

i wonder how many different neurons activate in my brain when i see a nice ass, not gymcelled ones tho

[Altruist]

i wonder how many different neurons activate in my brain when i see a nice ass, not gymcelled ones tho

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as @Mr Pill said, "seeing a nice ass turns me into a nigger"

[Altruist]

i wonder how many different neurons activate in my brain when i see a nice ass, not gymcelled ones tho

btw, last summer i noticed multiple women wearing those fake ass implants or whatever (something like push up bras, i guess). fucking insane for a balkan country



women simply get it

[Bojack]

Bro is reading way too much into the girl haha

[Altruist]

Bro is reading way too much into the girl haha

she spent half an hour in my office today and told me she only talks with me this much haha

[Iblameher]

Ridiculously "no such thing as paralegals here btw" Likeable

[Altruist]

Ridiculously "no such thing as paralegals here btw" Likeable

i just dont know the equivalent term in english because common law and civil law systems' concepts can't be translated directly, so it was easiest to use that one

mirin memory hard, though

[Bojack]

she spent half an hour in my office today and told me she only talks with me this much haha

She’s just mooching cus you’re her boss. It doesn’t mean anything tbh.

[Altruist]

She’s just mooching cus you’re her boss. It doesn’t mean anything tbh.

i thought i was just a larping wagie. hm.