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we hired a legit stacy paralegal - Altruist - 27-01-2026
she is plastic and fake, but not completely botched, hence still stacy, just a low tier one
she keeps following me around like a puppy, and it's escalating towards legit simping, lmao. obviously i m partially to "blame" because i ve seen enough fb videos to know how to act like a high value man, but it would still feel surreal for most men to have this experience. she realized i don't exactly give a fuck about anyone except myself and von neumann today, so she went all in and said she'll visit me in my office first thing tomorrow morning for some "advice"
muh 12% bf or death
RE: we hired a legit stacy paralegal - Altruist - 27-01-2026
the funniest thing, though (as she's been glued to me both inside and outside the building for 5 days now) ... randoms outside first stare at her for 5 seconds and then turn to me, and can't take their eyes off ... me
probably wondering "how does this hobo-looking manlet fatass do it?"
RE: we hired a legit stacy paralegal - sinn - 27-01-2026
RE: we hired a legit stacy paralegal - Altruist - 27-01-2026
she got no ass, though, super skinny, so no butterflies from mr main character for her
RE: we hired a legit stacy paralegal - Arrogans - 27-01-2026
(27-01-2026, 10:11 PM)RL_autist Wrote: she got no ass, though, super skinny, so no butterflies from mr main character for her
RE: we hired a legit stacy paralegal - Altruist - 27-01-2026
(27-01-2026, 11:00 PM)Arrogans Wrote:
yeah. i even surprised myself with my stone cold tier behavior when talking to her, and then realized it's because of ass 404. if she had it, she would have been avoiding me by now because i'd act like a pajeet around her
RE: we hired a legit stacy paralegal - Arrogans - 27-01-2026
(27-01-2026, 11:02 PM)RL_autist Wrote: yeah. i even surprised myself with my stone cold tier behavior when talking to her, and then realized it's because of ass 404. if she had it, she would have been avoiding me by now because i'd act like a pajeet around her
i wonder how many different neurons activate in my brain when i see a nice ass, not gymcelled ones tho
RE: we hired a legit stacy paralegal - Altruist - 27-01-2026
(27-01-2026, 11:05 PM)Arrogans Wrote:
i wonder how many different neurons activate in my brain when i see a nice ass, not gymcelled ones tho
Error
as @Mr Pill said, "seeing a nice ass turns me into a nigger"
RE: we hired a legit stacy paralegal - Altruist - 27-01-2026
(27-01-2026, 11:05 PM)Arrogans Wrote:
i wonder how many different neurons activate in my brain when i see a nice ass, not gymcelled ones tho
btw, last summer i noticed multiple women wearing those fake ass implants or whatever (something like push up bras, i guess). fucking insane for a balkan country
women simply get it
RE: we hired a legit stacy paralegal - Bojack - 28-01-2026
Bro is reading way too much into the girl haha
RE: we hired a legit stacy paralegal - Altruist - 28-01-2026
(28-01-2026, 12:25 AM)Bojack Wrote: Bro is reading way too much into the girl haha
she spent half an hour in my office today and told me she only talks with me this much haha
RE: we hired a legit stacy paralegal - Iblameher - 28-01-2026
Ridiculously "no such thing as paralegals here btw" Likeable
RE: we hired a legit stacy paralegal - Altruist - 28-01-2026
(28-01-2026, 07:35 PM)Rarity Wrote: Ridiculously "no such thing as paralegals here btw" Likeable
i just dont know the equivalent term in english because common law and civil law systems' concepts can't be translated directly, so it was easiest to use that one
mirin memory hard, though
RE: we hired a legit stacy paralegal - Bojack - 28-01-2026
(28-01-2026, 07:30 PM)RL_autist Wrote: she spent half an hour in my office today and told me she only talks with me this much haha
She’s just mooching cus you’re her boss. It doesn’t mean anything tbh.
RE: we hired a legit stacy paralegal - Altruist - 28-01-2026
(28-01-2026, 08:05 PM)Bojack Wrote: She’s just mooching cus you’re her boss. It doesn’t mean anything tbh.
i thought i was just a larping wagie. hm.