giving some of the best advice known to mankind

[Ahnenerbe]

when you finish peeing leave the toilet seat up, you must assert your dominance and show the female who is boss

collect your poop from your toilet and keep it in your back pocket, whenever someone makes you angry just throw poop at them

when you cough DO NOT cover your mouth, by getting other people sick you lower the amount of competition

if your friend is depressed, bully him, it will give him motivation

when there's an empty parking lot with one car, park next to the car

go on top of a very tall building and start urinating off of it

follow females around making snorting sounds and fight ANY male that looks at her, then urinate on her to mark her as yours

whenever someone calls you racist say you're trans racial and identify as black and jewish (works every time)

make fake giveaways with realistic fake money and target chads, they will use the money and be arrested

become a caretaker for people with dementia and make them think you're their only son, and try to slip your way into their will

[mosa]

make fake giveaways with realistic fake money and target chads, they will use the money and be arrested

[Bojack]

Great advice spread evil indeed

[Ahnenerbe]

Great advice spread evil indeed

[Altruist]

don't be a nigger

[Honest]

when you cough DO NOT cover your mouth, by getting other people sick you lower the amount of competition

since when does coughing spread sickness? ive never had an experience to indicate that this is the case, nor have i found a study that proved that sickness can be spread through coughing - in fact, many studies have found quite the opposite

[Ahnenerbe]

since when does coughing spread sickness? ive never had an experience to indicate that this is the case, nor have i found a study that proved that sickness can be spread through coughing - in fact, many studies have found quite the opposite

since I said so

[Altruist]

since when does coughing spread sickness? ive never had an experience to indicate that this is the case, nor have i found a study that proved that sickness can be spread through coughing - in fact, many studies have found quite the opposite