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giving some of the best advice known to mankind - Ahnenerbe - 12-08-2024
when you finish peeing leave the toilet seat up, you must assert your dominance and show the female who is boss
collect your poop from your toilet and keep it in your back pocket, whenever someone makes you angry just throw poop at them
when you cough DO NOT cover your mouth, by getting other people sick you lower the amount of competition
if your friend is depressed, bully him, it will give him motivation
when there's an empty parking lot with one car, park next to the car
go on top of a very tall building and start urinating off of it
follow females around making snorting sounds and fight ANY male that looks at her, then urinate on her to mark her as yours
whenever someone calls you racist say you're trans racial and identify as black and jewish (works every time)
make fake giveaways with realistic fake money and target chads, they will use the money and be arrested
become a caretaker for people with dementia and make them think you're their only son, and try to slip your way into their will
RE: giving some of the best advice known to mankind - mosa - 12-08-2024
(12-08-2024, 08:44 PM)Fon Wrote: make fake giveaways with realistic fake money and target chads, they will use the money and be arrested
RE: giving some of the best advice known to mankind - Bojack - 12-08-2024
Great advice spread evil indeed
RE: giving some of the best advice known to mankind - Ahnenerbe - 12-08-2024
(12-08-2024, 08:54 PM)Bojack Wrote: Great advice spread evil indeed
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RE: giving some of the best advice known to mankind - Altruist - 12-08-2024
don't be a nigger
RE: giving some of the best advice known to mankind - Honest - 12-08-2024
(12-08-2024, 08:44 PM)Fon Wrote: when you cough DO NOT cover your mouth, by getting other people sick you lower the amount of competition
since when does coughing spread sickness? ive never had an experience to indicate that this is the case, nor have i found a study that proved that sickness can be spread through coughing - in fact, many studies have found quite the opposite
RE: giving some of the best advice known to mankind - Ahnenerbe - 13-08-2024
(12-08-2024, 11:20 PM)Honest Wrote: since when does coughing spread sickness? ive never had an experience to indicate that this is the case, nor have i found a study that proved that sickness can be spread through coughing - in fact, many studies have found quite the opposite
since I said so
RE: giving some of the best advice known to mankind - Altruist - 13-08-2024
(12-08-2024, 11:20 PM)Honest Wrote: since when does coughing spread sickness? ive never had an experience to indicate that this is the case, nor have i found a study that proved that sickness can be spread through coughing - in fact, many studies have found quite the opposite
