[Story] I have a car, but...

[AlbanianLegend1994]

It's being repaired atm. Just so you guys know, I got money.

So I rented a Passat to go to Ontario over the weekend but it legit smelled like a combination weed, parmesan cheese, socks and vomit and as if someone had attempted to conceal the smell via an air freshener but it didn't work. The smell got worse when you would use the heating in the car. I bought 3 different air fresheners but none of them did jack.

Also I discovered a used mayonnaise packet under the passenger seat.

I'm going to make it seem even worse than it was when I go to return the car in a bit, and I'm going to get all my money back. And I'm not even going to leave the place until they also pay for the gas $ I spent.

UberEats pays for my free meals (you just have to keep alternating addresses), Amazon pays for "defective" items I receive, etc.

Also I'm going to get all my money back for the $950 Prada shoes I purchased back in October because I discovered a tear in the mesh, I just have to finish writing that email to Miuccia Prada.

Moral of the story is you can live life free if you want. It's always a choice.

[AlbanianLegend1994]

I'm thinking of putting a "used" condom under the passenger seat to really sell the getting my gas $ back thing

Only thing that might work against me is that I have a low trust look as confirmed by 3 Lookismers who have met me irl. People see me and they insta-read me as gypsy scammer @"contributing_autist"

[lonelyjak]

It's being repaired atm. Just so you guys know, I got money.

So I rented a Passat to go to Ontario over the weekend but it legit smelled like a combination weed, parmesan cheese, socks and vomit and as if someone had attempted to conceal the smell via an air freshener but it didn't work. The smell got worse when you would use the heating in the car. I bought 3 different air fresheners but none of them did jack.

Also I discovered a used mayonnaise packet under the passenger seat.

I'm going to make it seem even worse than it was when I go to return the car in a bit, and I'm going to get all my money back. And I'm not even going to leave the place until they also pay for the gas $ I spent.

UberEats pays for my free meals (you just have to keep alternating addresses), Amazon pays for "defective" items I receive, etc.

Also I'm going to get all my money back for the $950 Prada shoes I purchased back in October because I discovered a tear in the mesh, I just have to finish writing that email to Miuccia Prada.

Moral of the story is you can live life free if you want. It's always a choice.

these posts would be great if you had some pictures in them, at least one. like of the car or of your shoes, something like that

[AlbanianLegend1994]

these posts would be great if you had some pictures in them, at least one. like of the car or of your shoes, something like that

Thanks for the feedback man

I need advice like this before I start the YouTube channel




They're dirty too cuz I haven't used a Magic Eraser recently

[lonelyjak]

these posts would be great if you had some pictures in them, at least one. like of the car or of your shoes, something like that

Thanks for the feedback man

I need advice like this before I start the YouTube channel




They're dirty too cuz I haven't used a Magic Eraser recently

love those shoes! sucks about the rip though

[Kronos]

You're a gypsy scammer

[lonelyjak]

[Dolly Buster]

Yeah I thought my car would only last 2 years.

But it's now 2.4 years



You can see how the seat is forward because I'm 5'7 3/4 morning height

[AlbanianLegend1994]

Yeah I thought my car would only last 2 years.

But it's now 2.4 years



You can see how the seat is forward because I'm 5'7 3/4 morning height

The effortlessness of your lifestyle is so inspiring, but also feels so unreachable. You're just operating in another dimension altogether. 

Meanwhile my friend is financing a Kia Forte and doing DoorDash in order to pay the biweekly fees + insurance, you get on average $4 CAD/hour when you deduct gas costs.