21-06-2026, 12:07 AM
serious question
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why is it "allowed" to divide by 2?
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21-06-2026, 12:07 AM
serious question
21-06-2026, 12:16 AM
because it's morally permissible
21-06-2026, 12:18 AM
Axiom of cutting things in half
21-06-2026, 12:19 AM
21-06-2026, 12:31 AM
21-06-2026, 12:31 AM
i failed high school math
21-06-2026, 12:32 AM
21-06-2026, 12:34 AM
21-06-2026, 12:44 AM
(21-06-2026, 12:34 AM)Mr Pill Wrote: i went to a catholic school and we unironically had to do 'confession' once a month. jfl at that and all the other catholic rituals. had to do one when i was my cousin's godfather for his first holy communion; when i sat next to the priest (it was not in those closed cabins because there were too many people, so we'd just sit on a chair next to him), instead of starting to recite that ridiculous bullshit, i looked at him and asked him "do you realize how stupid all this is?". he stopped for a moment and then asked me why did i come if i didnt "believe" and/or had a negative opinion about it. i said "because i wanted to tell you this to your face. now please say the words i m supposed to say and i ll repeat them after you and then say what my sins were". he did that, i repeated the fixed schizo intro and then said i'm holier than christ and have never committed a single sin in my life. he asked me "are you sure? it's not a shame to admit you did something sinful", to which i responded: "i'm as sure of that as i'm sure you are imagining you are fucking 8 yo kids every time you are jerking off. are we done with this circus?". he said: i guess we are. i stood up and left. he seemed like a nice guy.
21-06-2026, 12:52 AM
(21-06-2026, 12:44 AM)Altruist Wrote: i said "because i wanted to tell you this to your face. now please say the words i m supposed to say and i ll repeat them after you and then say what my sins were". you always get carried away with your larps but holy shit man
21-06-2026, 12:52 AM
21-06-2026, 12:54 AM
(21-06-2026, 12:52 AM)hitlersblackedwaifu Wrote: Yea jfl, he could have been one in a billion sigmaslop writer genius with that kind of imagination ![]()
21-06-2026, 12:55 AM
this is awkward
21-06-2026, 02:03 AM
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