why is it "allowed" to divide by 2?
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serious question
(18-09-2025, 06:49 PM)MVP Wrote: i already said, rӏ is built different

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#2
because it's morally permissible
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#3
Axiom of cutting things in half
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(21-06-2026, 12:18 AM)MysteriousWeeb420 Wrote: Axiom of cutting things in half

thanks for rewording the title without even attempting to provide the answer

why isn't there an axiom of X/0 always being 4.5?
(18-09-2025, 06:49 PM)MVP Wrote: i already said, rӏ is built different

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i failed high school math
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(21-06-2026, 12:31 AM)Mr Pill Wrote: i failed high school math

about as shameful as failing to regularly apologize ("confess") to your pedo priest who is likely tipsy while pretending to listen to you listing your "sins"
(18-09-2025, 06:49 PM)MVP Wrote: i already said, rӏ is built different

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(21-06-2026, 12:32 AM)Altruist Wrote: about as shameful as failing to regularly apologize ("confess") to your pedo priest who is likely tipsy while pretending to listen to you listing your "sins"

i went to a catholic school and we unironically had to do 'confession' once a month.
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(21-06-2026, 12:34 AM)Mr Pill Wrote: i went to a catholic school and we unironically had to do 'confession' once a month.

jfl at that and all the other catholic rituals.

had to do one when i was my cousin's godfather for his first holy communion; 

when i sat next to the priest (it was not in those closed cabins because there were too many people, so we'd just sit on a chair next to him), instead of starting to recite that ridiculous bullshit, i looked at him and asked him "do you realize how stupid all this is?". 

he stopped for a moment and then asked me why did i come if i didnt "believe" and/or had a negative opinion about it. 

i said "because i wanted to tell you this to your face. now please say the words i m supposed to say and i ll repeat them after you and then say what my sins were". 

he did that, i repeated the fixed schizo intro and then said i'm holier than christ and have never committed a single sin in my life. 

he asked me "are you sure? it's not a shame to admit you did something sinful", to which i responded: "i'm as sure of that as i'm sure you are imagining you are fucking 8 yo kids every time you are jerking off. are we done with this circus?". 

he said: i guess we are. i stood up and left. he seemed like a nice guy.
(18-09-2025, 06:49 PM)MVP Wrote: i already said, rӏ is built different

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Got it, sin of pride it is
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(21-06-2026, 12:44 AM)Altruist Wrote: i said "because i wanted to tell you this to your face. now please say the words i m supposed to say and i ll repeat them after you and then say what my sins were". 

he did that, i repeated the fixed schizo intro and then said i'm holier than christ and have never committed a single sin in my life. 

he asked me "are you sure? it's not a shame to admit you did something sinful", to which i responded: "i'm as sure of that as i'm sure you are imagining you are fucking 8 yo kids every time you are jerking off. are we done with this circus?". 
 
you always get carried away with your larps but holy shit man
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(21-06-2026, 12:48 AM)Mr Looks Wrote: Got it, sin of pride it is

the question is for people who can divide 2 digit numbers by 2 without using a calculator
(18-09-2025, 06:49 PM)MVP Wrote: i already said, rӏ is built different

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(21-06-2026, 12:52 AM)hitlersblackedwaifu Wrote:  
you always get carried away with your larps but holy shit man


Yea jfl, he could have been one in a billion sigmaslop writer genius with that kind of imagination
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this is awkward
(18-09-2025, 06:49 PM)MVP Wrote: i already said, rӏ is built different

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(21-06-2026, 12:31 AM)Altruist Wrote: thanks for rewording the title without even attempting to provide the answer

why isn't there an axiom of X/0 always being 4.5?

What im saying is, your title is the answer
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