i love early mornings
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thr bird sounds are rhe best

i hate late nights
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#2
Golden dawn, a new age has begun
Golden dawn, in every single one
Don't you run away, don't say it's all too late
Start to ring in the age... The golden dawn
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(20-06-2026, 02:28 PM)You're dead Wrote: Golden dawn, a new age has begun
Golden dawn, in every single one
Don't you run away, don't say it's all too late
Start to ring in the age... The golden dawn

would rep but i don’t have enough posts yet
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#4
He who rises early, is either a baker or a fool
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(20-06-2026, 03:17 PM)Busty Doll Wrote: He who rises early, is either a baker or a fool

sunrises mog
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(20-06-2026, 03:17 PM)Busty Doll Wrote: He who rises early, is either a baker or a fool


The early worm gets caught by the birds as saying goes
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#7
I sleep when the birds begin to chirp
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#8
I hate them
Even the church girls are. They ain't no Christian. They're thots with a Bible.
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#9
if you wake up before the worms you might get ambushed by the birds
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(20-06-2026, 03:45 PM)Mr Looks Wrote: The early worm gets caught by the birds as saying goes

There was some retarded joke like: "A worm was being eyed by a bird. But, the bird reasoned: Let him eat that leaf first. That way, he'll be tastier. All this however was being observed by a cat, who reasoned: Let the worm eat the leaf; and then let the bird eat the worm. That way, the bird shall be tastier.

"Finally the worm eats the leaf, and the bird eats the worm. The cat jumps but misses, landing in the pond.

"Moral of the story: the longer the foreplay the wetter the pussy."
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(Yesterday, 12:24 AM)Busty Doll Wrote: There was some retarded joke like: "A worm was being eyed by a bird. But, the bird reasoned: Let him eat that leaf first. That way, he'll be tastier. All this however was being observed by a cat, who reasoned: Let the worm eat the leaf; and then let the bird eat the worm. That way, the bird shall be tastier.

"Finally the worm eats the leaf, and the bird eats the worm. The cat jumps but misses, landing in the pond.

"Moral of the story: the longer the foreplay the wetter the pussy."

cats piss me off fr fr, they rape all the ecology around them but we need them or rats will appear.
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(Yesterday, 12:30 AM)cryingIRL Wrote: cats piss me off fr fr, they rape all the ecology around them but we need them or rats will appear.

Yeah turns out they were never Domesticated but came to humans out of their own accord
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(Yesterday, 12:30 AM)cryingIRL Wrote: cats piss me off fr fr, they rape all the ecology around them but we need them or rats will appear.

i just saw my neighbors cat steal a squirrel from two young eagles and they eagles kept trying to fight with the cat

i went out and told the cat to go home and it did then the eagles took their squirrel back jfl
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(Yesterday, 12:32 AM)alice in hell Wrote: i just saw my neighbors cat steal a squirrel from two young eagles and they eagles kept trying to fight with the cat

i went out and told the cat to go home and it did then the eagles took their squirrel back jfl

You're an animal whisperer
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(Yesterday, 01:05 AM)You're dead Wrote: You're an animal whisperer

i told it to fuck off and go home basically

they always lose their cat and it wasnt even eating the squirrel, it was just being a dick

rather have the bald eagle babies eat it
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