almost fucking lost it at work today

[Altruist]

the case: a 39 yo guy getting charged with family violence and threats (cant bother googling anglotard equivalents) to his mom, but it's all fueled by his insane alcoholism

i swear i was half a thought away from bursting out laughing when, while giving his defense and explaining the background of his meltdown, he said: "my mom hates it when i drink, so that night, like most nights in the last 3-4 years, i bought alcohol and tried sneaking into my room just so i could get drunk and enjoy my evening in peace, without her nagging"



too lazy to type out other lines that made me feel like i was being pranked, but it felt surreal as fuck. made me think i went full schizo a couple of times.

i'll sentence him to 6 + 6 (on 5 years) + obligatory psychiatric and alcoholism treatment, like the D. A. proposed in the indictment

[Mr Pill]

should have pardoned him on the spot

[Cohen In Hell]

His stupid mom most likely had it coming

[B00X]

jfl

[PinkFatso]

Oh wow, you found your doppleganger

[Altruist]

Oh wow, you found your doppleganger

Cringe

[eldajaal1488]

should have pardoned him on the spot

yeah friendly fire for sure. id give him mandatory recovery shit at most

[PinkFatso]

Right 

[hitlersblackedwaifu]

this happened

[Altruist]

this happened

i literally quoted the guy, lmao, it's 1/1 what he said

[aklifaal]

His stupid mom most likely had it coming