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29-04-2026, 06:00 AM
and you had DICK growing out of your scalp. like just straight up cock directly out of the top of ur head. identical to ur other one tbh.
what are you doing? gonna kill youself immediately or circusmax for monetary splendors. maybe you can walk around outside
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contact brazzers for a collab
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Past self: instant KYS, not worth it coping memory wipe technology will be real. But probably too bluepilled to realize this.
Current self: put plastic bands around it until it falls off, like they did with actual dicks in the ant hill kids. This is because psychological torturers worse than a reality that could break 100 layers of metaphysics in a mind instantly are real.
Millionaire playboy physicist with 100+ lay count trapped in the body of a monkey mind slav. (And a prison planet system but that's besides the point).