i'm gonna be 35 in no time and my mom is still buying clothes for me

[Altruist]

meanwhile, incel spends 3 hours in stores and malls a couple of times per year to buy something "fashionable" hoping good clothes will cloud his looks failo

[bluerose]

she's going to da circus cuz only da elephant's clothes fit u, soon it's gonna be the tent

[Altruist]

she's going to da circus cuz only da elephant's clothes fit u, soon it's gonna be the tent

holy incel sense of humor

[bluerose]

holy incel sense of humor

i also wouldn't laugh if dat was my life

[Altruist]

jfl, just made it 3 x worse

[bluerose]

u shud make it worse by opening a bottle tonight

[Altruist]

shud

holy shitskin

[bluerose]

holy millennial

[freddie]

I never understood this

I stink and dress like absolute shit 

Why would I wear deodorant and nice clothes? Lipstick on a pig type shit

[bluerose]

I never understood this

I stink and dress like absolute shit 

Why would I wear deodorant and nice clothes? Lipstick on a pig type shit

u still need to look pretty and smell good in case a maori buttfucks u

[Honest]

my mum bought me a great pair of rotting trousers last week (my old pair was falling apart)

[bluerose]

my mum bought me a great pair of rotting trousers last week (my old pair was falling apart)

dat's cuz she knows ur a super mod

[Altruist]

my mum bought me a great pair of rotting trousers last week (my old pair was falling apart)

mirin. moms simply know their shit

[freddie]

u still need to look pretty and smell good in case a maori buttfucks u

Would not happen

[Honest]

mirin. moms simply know their shit

i think that deep down they know they're partially to blame for how we turned out