bookism users advise you on how to get laid

[hitlersblackedwaifu]

my pet: be really smart, and be full of yourself

mvp: recite rare vikipedia finds while high on drugs

sin: have a large skull and be ready for rape if they say no

josh: have healthy lungs and act laid-back

johnny: perform islamic jelqing and read them persian poetry

bebe: dress girly and lovebomb them 

rarity: tease them with your parents allowance money

ruud: forget it, just buy a pizza or two

[Dreckssau]

ruud: forget it, just buy a pizza or two

That's the truest advice. I get mine from James Alefantis at Comet PingPong. Sometimes when I get pizza there,  I happen to meet Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.

[Iblameher]

I love these type of threads

So playful and innocent

[hitlersblackedwaifu]

I love these type of threads

So playful and innocent

more to come, stay tooned

[freddie]

Stick your ass out the window and wait for an approach tbh

[hitlersblackedwaifu]

Stick your ass out the window and wait for an approach tbh

mirin

[thesupremegentleman]

you forgot the greatest poster of all

[thesupremegentleman]

i shall pause my retaliation out of divine mercy an givin u the benefit of the doubt

[hitlersblackedwaifu]

you forgot the greatest poster of all

[Honest]

mag: pin down your brother and fuck him in the ass

[Altruist]

Holy brocode btfo

[Iblameher]

Where, I don't see it

[sin]

not like females gonna try to resist a rape if ur skeleton weighs twice as much as theirs, let alone soft tissue

[BoiBoi]

boiboi: just grab a beer and stfu