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bookism users advise you on how to get laid - hitlersblackedwaifu - 25-01-2026
my pet: be really smart, and be full of yourself
mvp: recite rare vikipedia finds while high on drugs
sin: have a large skull and be ready for rape if they say no
josh: have healthy lungs and act laid-back
johnny: perform islamic jelqing and read them persian poetry
bebe: dress girly and lovebomb them
rarity: tease them with your parents allowance money
ruud: forget it, just buy a pizza or two
RE: bookism users advise you on how to get laid - Dreckssau - 25-01-2026
(25-01-2026, 03:32 PM)hitlersblackedwaifu Wrote: ruud: forget it, just buy a pizza or two
That's the truest advice. I get mine from James Alefantis at Comet PingPong. Sometimes when I get pizza there, I happen to meet Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.
RE: bookism users advise you on how to get laid - Iblameher - 25-01-2026
I love these type of threads
So playful and innocent
RE: bookism users advise you on how to get laid - hitlersblackedwaifu - 25-01-2026
(25-01-2026, 03:55 PM)Rarity Wrote: I love these type of threads
So playful and innocent
more to come, stay tooned
RE: bookism users advise you on how to get laid - freddie - 25-01-2026
Stick your ass out the window and wait for an approach tbh
RE: bookism users advise you on how to get laid - hitlersblackedwaifu - 25-01-2026
(25-01-2026, 04:07 PM)freddie Wrote: Stick your ass out the window and wait for an approach tbh
mirin
RE: bookism users advise you on how to get laid - thesupremegentleman - 25-01-2026
you forgot the greatest poster of all
RE: bookism users advise you on how to get laid - thesupremegentleman - 25-01-2026
i shall pause my retaliation out of divine mercy an givin u the benefit of the doubt
RE: bookism users advise you on how to get laid - hitlersblackedwaifu - 25-01-2026
(25-01-2026, 06:17 PM)thesupremegentleman Wrote: you forgot the greatest poster of all
RE: bookism users advise you on how to get laid - Honest - 25-01-2026
mag: pin down your brother and fuck him in the ass
RE: bookism users advise you on how to get laid - Altruist - 25-01-2026
Holy brocode btfo
RE: bookism users advise you on how to get laid - Iblameher - 25-01-2026
Where, I don't see it
RE: bookism users advise you on how to get laid - sin - 25-01-2026
not like females gonna try to resist a rape if ur skeleton weighs twice as much as theirs, let alone soft tissue
RE: bookism users advise you on how to get laid - BoiBoi - 25-01-2026
boiboi: just grab a beer and stfu