First few things on my mind when I wake up

[Iblameher]

1) How can I improve my looks today?

2) How can I increase my lifespan today?

3) Who can I manipulate today to move up the social hierarchy?

4) How do I position myself for power?

5) Craniology

[freddie]

Mirin hard

For me it's the opposite

[Iblameher]

   

[friedrich_neet]

Mirin hard

For me it's the opposite

we are speedrunning life with decreased lifespans

[hollow]

Mine:

1. why did i wake up
2. why don't i go back to sleep