[Rage] Can't make this shit up

[Arrogans]

I was drinking coffee with some friends and some random girls (I "kinda" knew one) at a cafe and everything was going well, 3 guys 3 girls and one of them was fat and ugly so she was pretty much scared of making eye contact with me and didn't count, W. We start throwing jokes around, some eye contact, bla bla haha some random wymyn unfunny joke that you have to control yourself in an attempt to not slap her in the face u know the usual. 

All of a sudden my friend just decides to start talking about cars, like some driving he did in some remote village - "bro there are no cops there omg I drove while I was drunk hehe", I thought that he would realise those wymyn don't give a shit about cars and that he would pick up on it even though he is a turbo normfag but guess what fucking happens next. THEM FUCKING WYMYN START TALKING ABOUT CARS AS WELL, btw they weren't ugly, didn't even think of them as masculine (one was maybe slightly boyish but only slightly and only personality not lookswise at all), like god please get it over with already, how can I not evade listening about cars every fucking time I go out, and i sat there thinking about how easier it would be if I was drunk or drugged while listening to this dreadful convo about literally driving a fucking vehicle that lastedr half an hour.

[Manletmachine]

Can you stop with these brag posts, we don't give a fuck about your life bro and we're not gonna give you mindless validation 

Make posts about something interesting

[n9wiff]

I wish I had a car so bad, my Dad says he wants to give me the Honda but I think it's just empty promises at this point 

Literally any car, they promised to buy me one a while back but they went back on that too. I told them I'd be fine with the most cheapest Malaysian model but they don't wanna get it just because it's cheap. The car is still reliable ( just a rebadged low spec Japanese car )

[Arrogans]

Can you stop with these brag posts, we don't give a fuck about your life bro and we're not gonna give you mindless validation 

Make posts about something interesting

i know its copied but i am literally complaining about my 404 knowledge about a very commonly talked about topic in male groups, why dont you support my chudceldom you leprechaun

I wish I had a car so bad, my Dad says he wants to give me the Honda but I think it's just empty promises at this point 

Literally any car, they promised to buy me one a while back but they went back on that too. I told them I'd be fine with the most cheapest Malaysian model but they don't wanna get it just because it's cheap. The car is still reliable ( just a rebadged low spec Japanese car )

It ain't all that, it's nice but very populated cities just give you a headache when you try to drive and park.

[Bojack]

Damn you friendshaver

[freddie]

Legit cars are worthless and they just get in my way

God gave us legs and electric scooters for a reason

[n9wiff]

Legit cars are worthless and they just get in my way

God gave us legs and electric scooters for a reason

One guy I've seen used this on the pedestrian overpass 

   

It was impressively fast, tbh

[Busty Doll]

I wish I had a car so bad, my Dad says he wants to give me the Honda but I think it's just empty promises at this point 

Literally any car, they promised to buy me one a while back but they went back on that too. I told them I'd be fine with the most cheapest Malaysian model but they don't wanna get it just because it's cheap. The car is still reliable ( just a rebadged low spec Japanese car )

Do you know how to drive one

I got my license at age 41

[n9wiff]

Do you know how to drive one

I got my license at age 41

Yeah, I got my loicense at 17 ( though most people here get it at 16 ) because I was pre-occupied with my studies 

I remember almost crying because my driving instructor was legit some extremely old fashioned guy ( back then, students were legit whipped for simple stuff like not trimming your nails or something ). He didn't touch me physically because he wasn't allowed to ( government reforms ) but fuck he was berating at me for over 30 mins because "I couldn't brake seamlessly enough" and called me a retard. 

The thing is, I did it right and he was just getting a kick out of it but I needed his approval to take the government mandated test still and I was already 2 or 3 weeks in so I bit the bullet and endured some pain. I usually don't care too much if someone berates me but the guy was legit ruthless and nothing was off the table.

[Mr Looks]

Never pay for a wymyn's dinner before checking the car models on her bluetooth connected devices

Might be out of your paygrade, financial fair play type shit

[ΛΟΓΟΣ]

>women dont care about cars

[Arrogans]

>women dont care about cars

well obviously they are an indicator of status but didn't expect them to go full retard incel mode about driving and traffic and whatnot

[ΛΟΓΟΣ]

well obviously they are an indicator of status but didn't expect them to go full retard incel mode about driving and traffic and whatnot

>knowing about cars and driving is incel tier

if we started meming that killing oneself is chad tier some of u would jump off a bridge

[Bojack]

>knowing about cars and driving is incel tier

if we started meming that killing oneself is chad tier some of u would jump off a bridge

as you command bb 

[Arrogans]

>knowing about cars and driving is incel tier

if we started meming that killing oneself is chad tier some of u would jump off a bridge

knowing about cars but simultaneously being middle class or lower is betabuxx deluxe trait btw, never seen someone do this and be above average attractiveness with hair on their head