"is that a walrus, mom?"

[Altruist]

Brutal

[machinelves]

did someone say that to you? 

what is the point of this thread

[freddie]

Once I got

"Mom what's wrong with that man"

Lmao

Not even joking

[thesupremegentleman]

I am he as you are he, as you are me and we are all together

[ΛΟΓΟΣ]

[ΛΟΓΟΣ]

yes son its a big fat mad walrus in front of u

[Altruist]

yes son its a big fat mad walrus in front of u

Kinda what she said

[ΛΟΓΟΣ]

funniest post in awhile

[Busty Doll]

I was sitting in the Athens airport lounge last year, and this Croatian mother and little child sit with me.

This means I understand what they're saying, but they have zero clue that I do because it's an international area.

The kid starts saying a million times: "Is uncle mad?" referring to me.

"Mom is he mad?"

And I'm very upset that this toddler in a stroller is calling me a crazy person.

So their entire stay consists of him saying: "Mom is uncle mad?" and the mom repeating: "No no. He's not. Maybe he's tired."

"Uncle is not mad?"

Then me mean-mugging the 1 year old, and similar psycho behavior I'm known for.

"Un-cle, un-cle!" he would keep repeating to his mom and himself.

("Chico" in Croatian, which is another coincidence)

Anyway after they leave, I realize the kid didn't mean "is he insane" but "is he angry."

So I had been hating on a baby for no reason.

[Mr Looks]

I was sitting in the Athens airport lounge last year, and this Croatian mother and little child sit with me.

This means I understand what they're saying, but they have zero clue that I do because it's an international area.

The kid starts saying a million times: "Is uncle mad?" referring to me.

"Mom is he mad?"

And I'm very upset that this toddler in a stroller is calling me a crazy person.

So their entire stay consists of him saying: "Mom is uncle mad?" and the mom repeating: "No no. He's not. Maybe he's tired."

"Uncle is not mad?"

Then me mean-mugging the 1 year old, and similar psycho behavior I'm known for.

"Un-cle, un-cle!" he would keep repeating to his mom and himself.

("Chico" in Croatian, which is another coincidence)

Anyway after they leave, I realize the kid didn't mean "is he insane" but "is he angry."

So I had been hating on a baby for no reason.

Lol why did you scare the poor bastard do you think

Were you practicing your hunter stare or what??

[Busty Doll]

Were you practicing your hunter stare or what??

Yeah that was disturbing. The mom leaves for a sec and naturally the baby stares at me wide-eyed and smiling. But I try to give him the intense hateful stare. I'm truly out of my mind.

[Busty Doll]

why did you scare the poor bastard do you think

Well, I have my deadpan Dead Eyes look, but it just signifies deep thinking/maturity, tiredness and maybe dysthymia.

It doesn't mean I'm rude.

This waitress in Nice also said to me: "Smile! Just smile!" So I reported her to the hotel for rudeness.

[Mr Looks]

Yeah that was disturbing. The mom leaves for a sec and naturally the baby stares at me wide-eyed and smiling. But I try to give him the intense hateful stare. I'm truly out of my mind.

Should have said something like 'do I look mad son??' then go back to acting like tourist when mom came back

[ΛΟΓΟΣ]

Yeah that was disturbing. The mom leaves for a sec and naturally the baby stares at me wide-eyed and smiling. But I try to give him the intense hateful stare. I'm truly out of my mind.

stop wearing dresses in front of kids u sick fuck 

[Mr Looks]

Well, I have my deadpan Dead Eyes look, but it just signifies deep thinking/maturity, tiredness and maybe dysthymia.

It doesn't mean I'm rude.

This waitress in Nice also said to me: "Smile! Just smile!" So I reported her to the hotel for rudeness.

Even the most influential model of our generation has it tbh, as masculine as it gets



I like to say I have eyes of ballou and nose of gandy