things im good at

[machinelves]

1. spilling soup

i will update this thread periodically to keep you informed

[Busty Doll]

I sometimes spill chit for no reason. Like a couple of years ago some Milk at breakfast in Baur au Lac the fanciest hotel in Zurich.

This poor old waiter had to bend down and wipe

[Busty Doll]

Come to think of it also at my latest Haircut, spilled water that was graciously given to me by the coiffeuse

She also squatted down to wipe

[machinelves]

Come to think of it also at my latest Haircut, spilled water that was graciously given to me by the coiffeuse

She also squatted down to wipe

did u see their butts

[thesupremegentleman]

im pro at hair cuts tbh il never pay for another one

[Busty Doll]

did u see their butts

No I lifted my shorts slightly in case she wanted to also wipe the water droplets off my leg

But I realized she wasn't planning on it

[Busty Doll]

im pro at hair cuts tbh il never pay for another one

120 euros per haircut my neeguh

[MVP]

machinelves is good at asssniffing

[thesupremegentleman]

120 euros per haircut my neeguh

thats legit waht im saying i already made the money back for the shears and clippers. it look so fire my cousin ask me to cut his hair and our other friend later. im taking 20 bucks per cut tbh

[Mr Looks]

Im good at manually breathing + blinking

[machinelves]

Im good at manually breathing + blinking

[eldajaal1488]

Im good at manually breathing + blinking

jfl

[machinelves]

2. eating