12-12-2024, 11:40 PM
my pet checking in. Forgot this place exists. I would have said I missed you but that would require a level of nostalgia I've been too preoccupied to entertain. In specific, during the past week:
-I single-handedly took down the nation’s biggest bank in court in what is the biggest case of the year and will be talked about for the next decade.
-I turned down multiple advances from women ranging from popular celebs to supermodels. Flattering, but I'm a busy guy with standards.
-I secured two prime properties in Dalmatia that are poised for huge returns in the next couple of years.
-I’ve cut my alcohol consumption down to just 2 L of wine a day through sheer willpower.
Anyway, I've got to head out, a client’s calling, I'm charging those retards by the minute. Reminder that every second of my time is worth more than most you will ever make in a year.
And for fuck sake tell that self-sabotaging cuck to fix the ignore function. If I read another MVP's thread title I'll get an aneurysm.
-I single-handedly took down the nation’s biggest bank in court in what is the biggest case of the year and will be talked about for the next decade.
-I turned down multiple advances from women ranging from popular celebs to supermodels. Flattering, but I'm a busy guy with standards.
-I secured two prime properties in Dalmatia that are poised for huge returns in the next couple of years.
-I’ve cut my alcohol consumption down to just 2 L of wine a day through sheer willpower.
Anyway, I've got to head out, a client’s calling, I'm charging those retards by the minute. Reminder that every second of my time is worth more than most you will ever make in a year.
And for fuck sake tell that self-sabotaging cuck to fix the ignore function. If I read another MVP's thread title I'll get an aneurysm.
