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ITT you pretend to be my pet - kathisterima - 12-12-2024
my pet checking in. Forgot this place exists. I would have said I missed you but that would require a level of nostalgia I've been too preoccupied to entertain. In specific, during the past week:
-I single-handedly took down the nation’s biggest bank in court in what is the biggest case of the year and will be talked about for the next decade.
-I turned down multiple advances from women ranging from popular celebs to supermodels. Flattering, but I'm a busy guy with standards.
-I secured two prime properties in Dalmatia that are poised for huge returns in the next couple of years.
-I’ve cut my alcohol consumption down to just 2 L of wine a day through sheer willpower.
Anyway, I've got to head out, a client’s calling, I'm charging those retards by the minute. Reminder that every second of my time is worth more than most you will ever make in a year.
And for fuck sake tell that self-sabotaging cuck to fix the ignore function. If I read another MVP's thread title I'll get an aneurysm.
RE: ITT you pretend to be my pet - prince of shitskins - 13-12-2024
my bitch mom stole my wine and interrupted my bbc blowjob porn
idk. it feels cowardly taking jabs at my pet now that he's in forum purgatory
RE: ITT you pretend to be my pet - kathisterima - 13-12-2024
(13-12-2024, 12:01 AM)prince of shitskins Wrote: my bitch mom stole my wine and interrupted my bbc blowjob porn
idk. it feels cowardly taking jabs at my pet now that he's in forum purgatory
he's everpresent
btw Listen -> Silent
RE: ITT you pretend to be my pet - prince of shitskins - 13-12-2024
(13-12-2024, 12:10 AM)kathisterima Wrote: he's everpresenttyson tbh
btw Listen -> Silent
RE: ITT you pretend to be my pet - MVP - 13-12-2024
*im an old fart babbling nonsense*
i cant even impersonate him, would have to lower my iq too much.
RE: ITT you pretend to be my pet - n9wiff - 13-12-2024
Fucking cringe
+1
WAIS IV result btw
I'm a dicklet
RE: ITT you pretend to be my pet - Sexual chocolate - 13-12-2024
(13-12-2024, 02:00 AM)MVP Wrote: *im an old fart babbling nonsense*
i cant even impersonate him, would have to lower my iq too much.
