I dreamt an Iranian magnus carlsen

[psychoman]

He looked like magnus and pretended he was magnus for real and all Iranians believed him. he was winning all local tournaments. i met him in barbershop and he was bragging etc flexing, i noticed sth is off and realized he is not the real magnus carlesn. but i watched his games and saw he is actually good.

then when he left, i told everyone he is not real magnus he is pretending he just looks like him a lot but he plays good chess.

then when i went out he suddenly poped from the ground and told me that he was listening through these underground tunnels, and i inspired him. he said he don't wanna pretend to be magnus any longer.
  my dreams are retarded tbh

[psychoman]

what made me realize he is not the real one was the fact that he said he comes to barber every week, i know that cunt goes to barber once a year or sth, i mean look at him

[Sexual chocolate]

what made me realize he is not the real one was the fact that he said he comes to barber every week, i know that cunt goes to barber once a year or sth, i mean look at him

jfl literally my hair

unironically needs styling tips, do you cut that shit or style it?

[psychoman]

jfl literally my hair

unironically needs styling tips, do you cut that shit or style it?

he does neither, he wakes up and goes straight to the chess board without touching hair

[kathisterima]

why u obsessing over chess noobs? Imagine being a middle aged manchild whose entire life revolves around some board game. Yikes.

[Sexual chocolate]

why u obsessing over chess noobs? Imagine being a middle aged manchild whose entire life revolves around some board game. Yikes.

watch this film and say that again

[psychoman]

why u obsessing over chess noobs? Imagine being a middle aged manchild whose entire life revolves around some board game. Yikes.

name a more meaningful thing in life

[kathisterima]

name a more meaningful thing in life

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