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I dreamt an Iranian magnus carlsen - psychoman - 16-10-2024
He looked like magnus and pretended he was magnus for real and all Iranians believed him. he was winning all local tournaments. i met him in barbershop and he was bragging etc flexing, i noticed sth is off and realized he is not the real magnus carlesn. but i watched his games and saw he is actually good.
then when he left, i told everyone he is not real magnus he is pretending he just looks like him a lot but he plays good chess.
then when i went out he suddenly poped from the ground and told me that he was listening through these underground tunnels, and i inspired him. he said he don't wanna pretend to be magnus any longer.
my dreams are retarded tbh
RE: I dreamt an Iranian magnus carlsen - psychoman - 16-10-2024
what made me realize he is not the real one was the fact that he said he comes to barber every week, i know that cunt goes to barber once a year or sth, i mean look at him
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RE: I dreamt an Iranian magnus carlsen - Sexual chocolate - 16-10-2024
(16-10-2024, 07:43 AM)psychoman Wrote: what made me realize he is not the real one was the fact that he said he comes to barber every week, i know that cunt goes to barber once a year or sth, i mean look at himjfl literally my hair
unironically needs styling tips, do you cut that shit or style it?
RE: I dreamt an Iranian magnus carlsen - psychoman - 16-10-2024
(16-10-2024, 08:59 AM)Sexual chocolate Wrote: jfl literally my hair
unironically needs styling tips, do you cut that shit or style it?
he does neither, he wakes up and goes straight to the chess board without touching hair
RE: I dreamt an Iranian magnus carlsen - kathisterima - 16-10-2024
why u obsessing over chess noobs? Imagine being a middle aged manchild whose entire life revolves around some board game. Yikes.
RE: I dreamt an Iranian magnus carlsen - Sexual chocolate - 16-10-2024
(16-10-2024, 10:07 AM)kathisterima Wrote: why u obsessing over chess noobs? Imagine being a middle aged manchild whose entire life revolves around some board game. Yikes.
watch this film and say that again
RE: I dreamt an Iranian magnus carlsen - psychoman - 16-10-2024
(16-10-2024, 10:07 AM)kathisterima Wrote: why u obsessing over chess noobs? Imagine being a middle aged manchild whose entire life revolves around some board game. Yikes.
name a more meaningful thing in life
RE: I dreamt an Iranian magnus carlsen - kathisterima - 16-10-2024
(16-10-2024, 11:27 AM)psychoman Wrote: name a more meaningful thing in life
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