Just got word back from the top journal in my field

[slop slinger]

Submitted a 50 page article 6 months ago
They ask for a revise and resubmit (this basically amounts to an acceptance)

Some highlights from the anonymous reviewers:

"This is really brilliant, and intriguing...but there are problems in its readability at this stage."
"Thoughtful....well argued...these are large claims and sure to cause debate...but the analysis is coherent and persuasive."

[Altruist]

Chicken mcnuggets and cola, please

[slop slinger]

hope you know you re talking to the next associate professor at the university of washington

[Altruist]

i only know you'll make great burgers

[slop slinger]

nope, vegan