i dont know what's more absurd

[Winyan Numpa]

Not sure what you mean, i m lowkey wasted

when i was a kid my maid and grandma would pretend we were getting broken into when i wouldnt listen. they would get carrots and break them by slamming the door on them to imitate the sound of bones breaking then my grandma would run into the living room screaming and hysterical with what i can deduce was ketchup now on her hand and claim she lost her fingers to scare me. then the maid would come and say she battled them off then told me theyre going to come back if i dont eat my vegetables. 

 i think i was already very split and dissociated by that point so the next day when she still had all her fingers i didnt really think much of it. anwyays i was a small child and i had likely already been exposed to actual fucked shit so its not like i would be able to tell she is just insane and using extreme methods to punish me as a kid. 

its just deranged to me that someone would go through that effort to scare a kid into eating her cucumbers and celery but whatever.