27-04-2026, 08:50 PM
(06-01-2026, 10:01 AM)MVP Wrote: My girlfriends dad is like this. He talks about the most pointless shit in the most drawn out way imaginable. Something that you could say in two short sentences he manages to drag out into like 30 minute mostly one-sided conversations.
I was like "wait so someone is bragging, let's check this out and see what I can do about it." But nvm. Usual MVP LARP. Doesn't even sound like him since it's coherent and not full of grammar errors.
Millionaire playboy physicist with 100+ lay count trapped in the body of a monkey mind slav. (And a prison planet system but that's besides the point).
