we hired a legit stacy paralegal

[Altruist]

she is plastic and fake, but not completely botched, hence still stacy, just a low tier one

she keeps following me around like a puppy, and it's escalating towards legit simping, lmao. obviously i m partially to "blame" because i ve seen enough fb videos to know how to act like a high value man, but it would still feel surreal for most men to have this experience. she realized i don't exactly give a fuck about anyone except myself and von neumann today, so she went all in and said she'll visit me in my office first thing tomorrow morning for some "advice"

muh 12% bf or death