bookism users advise you on how to get laid

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my pet: be really smart, and be full of yourself

mvp: recite rare vikipedia finds while high on drugs

sin: have a large skull and be ready for rape if they say no

josh: have healthy lungs and act laid-back

johnny: perform islamic jelqing and read them persian poetry

bebe: dress girly and lovebomb them 

rarity: tease them with your parents allowance money

ruud: forget it, just buy a pizza or two