[Rage] Can't make this shit up

[n9wiff]

Yeah I had some weird instructor, he always used the term Manhole. 

"And now drive over there, next to that Manhole."

And in the first lesson, he would say: "You see son... Oh sorry you're an older student."

Come to think of it, I don't see a lot of manholes here 

Our roads are usually washed out and dry due to the weather though. When we get new roads, they look sleek and dark but just after a few days, they become washed out. 

Sometimes on the highway, if you are lucky, you get a freshly paved road. The ride becomes really smooth and satisfying. 

i don't get caring about cars when there's much cooler things out there. it's kind of like being obsessed over a toaster oven or something like that. i think what attracts a lot of browns to cars is the same as what attracts them to watches and phones, they're obvious status symbols to make up for their total lack of pedigree

I just want to get from point A to point B efficiently, Einstein