the world is full of slaves (and I'm one of them)

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just become amish theory

That feel when thousands of radicalized Amish war ogres crawl imperceptively from the ancient forests and corn fields
That feel when they mog your own people by several inches. Their thick bones enriched by pure cow milk and breeding wife nectar turn them into bulls immune to stun attacks
They casually wrestle away your soldiers guns and rifles, putting them into WWF wrestling submissions
 "I just wanted to ride m'horse carriage and take care of m'wife Jemenine. Lookit what your making me hafta do?"
- They seize all of your electronics and burn them in a bon fire
 "The Lord made my hands to war, what can you do without them gizmos and robot vaginas?"
- They fade back into the forests, claiming only the choicest denim fabrics.