holy shit, guys im bald

[n9wiff]

I SHAVED MY ENTIRE HEAD OFF WITH 1MM SCALE TRIMMER, IM BALD

would look les conspicuous when the other sides of you head are shaved cleaned

Then tomorrow, if anyone even asks ( no one would really care too much about your hair ), you can write it off as the barber messing you up, give a good laugh and move on

Shitty douche haircut is better than looking like a dunce

   

Sorta something like this but with one place looking a bit more done than the others