God looked down up his creation and smiled

[slop slinger]

basically the strength of every theological argument ever constructed

religious people really have to deal with a lot of fucking cognitive dissonance and engage in Olympic medal tier mental gymnastics to keep their beliefs alive, lmfao

if the concept of cognitive dissonance is even applicable to such a state of existence

*gigasigh*

riddle me this, my pet: 

why does religion exist? why did it come about?

fear that mommy doesn't unconditionally love you

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she doesn't, men are psychos

Imagine how much more peaceful the world would have been if Jesus was not the son of Mary, but of Mary Magdalene.


this could have been me and my pet:

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instead we have this:

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