God looked down up his creation and smiled

[slop slinger]

basically the strength of every theological argument ever constructed

religious people really have to deal with a lot of fucking cognitive dissonance and engage in Olympic medal tier mental gymnastics to keep their beliefs alive, lmfao

if the concept of cognitive dissonance is even applicable to such a state of existence

*gigasigh*

riddle me this, my pet: 

why does religion exist? why did it come about?

riddle me this instead

oh no, don't mirror my syntax, now i'm no longer emotionally positioned to respond to your reply