i committed a crime.

[Altruist]

More details when i come home

[Busty Doll]

Was it huwhite collar

[Mr Pill]

The Talented Mr my pet

[Altruist]

[r]ip[l]ey

[MVP]

[r]ip[l]ey

Louie Polecat Ripley

[hitlersblackedwaifu]

holy shit this badass took the bus from his mom's house without stamping a ticket, quick someone call the interpol 

[Altruist]

holy shit this badass took the bus from his mom's house without stamping a ticket, quick someone call the interpol 

this is better

[Mr Pill]

[r]ip[l]ey

[Altruist]

Public insult (the retard will, if he dares to sue, include slander because that's what 99% of retard lawyers do) of my client in front of a large group of people.

The problem is half the roast is info i only know because i represented him in a couple of cases, so i broke like half the bar codex.

The funny thing is, no matter how 1/1 of a win this is for the said retard, he'll probably do nothing about it because people in my branch (he's a businessman with a law degree) are scared the fuck out of me and always think I have a B, C, D, E and F plan even when i don't.

[Altruist]

obviously this is a pissweak "crime", but i intentionally started small.

been thinking what could i do next, and frauding evidence comes to mind, but that's just too easy considering how retarded and incompetent D.A.'s generally are

[Iblameher]

What did he do to deserve it?

[Altruist]

What did he do to deserve it?

forgot to add ... it was super comparable to my psl rants/roasts. he just expressed a (partially) political opinion i found extremely retarded and intelligence-insulting

[MysteriousWeeb420]

posting evidence online, jfl at lawyer iq

[Altruist]

posting evidence online, jfl at lawyer iq

none of the things i posted itt would even count as evidence in a criminal procedure in n. korea, budson

use your brain

[Honest]

not guilty by reason of insanity