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i committed a crime. - Altruist - 03-02-2026
More details when i come home
RE: i committed a crime. - Busty Doll - 03-02-2026
Was it huwhite collar
RE: i committed a crime. - Mr Pill - 03-02-2026
The Talented Mr my pet
RE: i committed a crime. - Altruist - 03-02-2026
[r]ip[l]ey
RE: i committed a crime. - MVP - 03-02-2026
(03-02-2026, 06:15 PM)RL_autist Wrote: [r]ip[l]ey
Louie Polecat Ripley
RE: i committed a crime. - hitlersblackedwaifu - 03-02-2026
holy shit this badass took the bus from his mom's house without stamping a ticket, quick someone call the interpol
RE: i committed a crime. - Altruist - 03-02-2026
(03-02-2026, 07:03 PM)hitlersblackedwaifu Wrote: holy shit this badass took the bus from his mom's house without stamping a ticket, quick someone call the interpol
this is better
RE: i committed a crime. - Mr Pill - 03-02-2026
(03-02-2026, 06:15 PM)RL_autist Wrote: [r]ip[l]ey
RE: i committed a crime. - Altruist - 03-02-2026
Public insult (the retard will, if he dares to sue, include slander because that's what 99% of retard lawyers do) of my client in front of a large group of people.
The problem is half the roast is info i only know because i represented him in a couple of cases, so i broke like half the bar codex.
The funny thing is, no matter how 1/1 of a win this is for the said retard, he'll probably do nothing about it because people in my branch (he's a businessman with a law degree) are scared the fuck out of me and always think I have a B, C, D, E and F plan even when i don't.
RE: i committed a crime. - Altruist - 03-02-2026
obviously this is a pissweak "crime", but i intentionally started small.
been thinking what could i do next, and frauding evidence comes to mind, but that's just too easy considering how retarded and incompetent D.A.'s generally are
RE: i committed a crime. - Iblameher - 03-02-2026
What did he do to deserve it?
RE: i committed a crime. - Altruist - 03-02-2026
(03-02-2026, 07:54 PM)Rarity Wrote: What did he do to deserve it?
forgot to add ... it was super comparable to my psl rants/roasts. he just expressed a (partially) political opinion i found extremely retarded and intelligence-insulting
RE: i committed a crime. - MysteriousWeeb420 - 03-02-2026
posting evidence online, jfl at lawyer iq
RE: i committed a crime. - Altruist - 03-02-2026
(03-02-2026, 09:31 PM)MysteriousWeeb420 Wrote: posting evidence online, jfl at lawyer iq
none of the things i posted itt would even count as evidence in a criminal procedure in n. korea, budson
use your brain
RE: i committed a crime. - Honest - 03-02-2026
not guilty by reason of insanity