My wrinklemaxxing guide (98% success rate)
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The number one rule of wrinkle maxing is dedication and consistency. Without that you will FAIL. Here is my daily regimen for wrinkle maxxing, I do this at least once day but hopefully more if I’m feeling motivated. It’s been three years and I already have significant results.

Hold wide smile for 5 minutes
10 sets of squinting
20 sets of furrowing eyebrows
Squinch nose for 10 minutes 
20 sets of nostril expanding 
Hold eyes wide (for forehead wrinkles) for 10 minutes

This basically covers everything.. nose, eyes, forehead, mouth. Also remember to smile and make exaggerated eye expressions as much as possible throughout the day. As I said I have been wrinkle maxxing for three years and I already have the face of a 45 year old at only 19. You can do it!
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u got terrible jokes fam
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(19-02-2025, 10:34 PM)kathisterima Wrote: u got terrible jokes fam

Would you think it was funny if my pet posted it
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(19-02-2025, 10:41 PM)Pi33baby Wrote: Would you think it was funny if my pet posted it

This
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(19-02-2025, 10:41 PM)Pi33baby Wrote: Would you think it was funny if my pet posted it

I'm actually more strict with him generally

Even when he posts something smart and funny I act as if I'm not impressed
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Hilarious thread
(18-09-2025, 06:49 PM)MVP Wrote: i already said, rӏ is built different

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(19-02-2025, 10:52 PM)victim Wrote: Hilarious thread

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Pissbaby is no different from any other female comedienne

As Norm MacDonald joked: "I believe Amy Schumer is the funniest person in the world."
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(19-02-2025, 11:47 PM)Busty Doll Wrote: Pissbaby is no different from any other female comedienne

As Norm MacDonald joked: "I believe Amy Schumer is the funniest person in the world."

So I’m a comedian eh?
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