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My wrinklemaxxing guide (98% success rate) - Pi33baby - 19-02-2025
The number one rule of wrinkle maxing is dedication and consistency. Without that you will FAIL. Here is my daily regimen for wrinkle maxxing, I do this at least once day but hopefully more if I’m feeling motivated. It’s been three years and I already have significant results.
Hold wide smile for 5 minutes
10 sets of squinting
20 sets of furrowing eyebrows
Squinch nose for 10 minutes
20 sets of nostril expanding
Hold eyes wide (for forehead wrinkles) for 10 minutes
This basically covers everything.. nose, eyes, forehead, mouth. Also remember to smile and make exaggerated eye expressions as much as possible throughout the day. As I said I have been wrinkle maxxing for three years and I already have the face of a 45 year old at only 19. You can do it!
RE: My wrinklemaxxing guide (98% success rate) - kathisterima - 19-02-2025
u got terrible jokes fam
RE: My wrinklemaxxing guide (98% success rate) - Pi33baby - 19-02-2025
(19-02-2025, 10:34 PM)kathisterima Wrote: u got terrible jokes fam
Would you think it was funny if my pet posted it
RE: My wrinklemaxxing guide (98% success rate) - n9wiff - 19-02-2025
(19-02-2025, 10:41 PM)Pi33baby Wrote: Would you think it was funny if my pet posted it
RE: My wrinklemaxxing guide (98% success rate) - kathisterima - 19-02-2025
(19-02-2025, 10:41 PM)Pi33baby Wrote: Would you think it was funny if my pet posted it
I'm actually more strict with him generally
Even when he posts something smart and funny I act as if I'm not impressed
RE: My wrinklemaxxing guide (98% success rate) - Altruist - 19-02-2025
Hilarious thread
RE: My wrinklemaxxing guide (98% success rate) - Pi33baby - 19-02-2025
(19-02-2025, 10:52 PM)victim Wrote: Hilarious thread
RE: My wrinklemaxxing guide (98% success rate) - Busty Doll - 19-02-2025
Pissbaby is no different from any other female comedienne
As Norm MacDonald joked: "I believe Amy Schumer is the funniest person in the world."
RE: My wrinklemaxxing guide (98% success rate) - Pi33baby - 19-02-2025
(19-02-2025, 11:47 PM)Busty Doll Wrote: Pissbaby is no different from any other female comedienne
As Norm MacDonald joked: "I believe Amy Schumer is the funniest person in the world."
So I’m a comedian eh?