going home with 2 vodka bottles in my shoes

[Altruist]

I mean ... jfl at this point.

I already had 4, but croatia is playing at 1 am, so

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

I was watching the first half of Portugal - Uzbekistan at the cafe and had three beers. The waiter was clearly on speed.

[alice in hell]

NOOOOO YOU WERE MEANT TO EMAIL THE PSYCH

[alice in hell]

[hitlersblackedwaifu]

It would be more efficient to stick one up your butt

I mean surely there's plenty of space

[Altruist]

It would be more efficient to stick one up your butt

I mean surely there's plenty of space

Unironically considered this, but remembered its glass. i need to pour it into a plastic bottle or smth first

[hitlersblackedwaifu]

Unironically considered this, but remembered its glass. i need to pour it into a plastic bottle or smth first

yeah I remember that serbian guy who tried this and it didn't go to well

[alice in hell]

u cant put bottles up ur ass bc its gonna suction bc of the empty cap then in the hospital they have to drill into the bottle to remove the vacuum and take it out of ur butt

[Iblameher]

Isn't Vodka like 40 abv and higher 

how are you even downing a single bottle

unless it's a ridiculously tiny bottle

[Altruist]

Isn't Vodka like 40 abv and higher 

how are you even downing a single bottle

unless it's a ridiculously tiny bottle

0,1 l "bottle". 37.5%

[Busty Doll]

yeah I remember that serbian guy who tried this and it didn't go to well

The Kosovo bottlegate from a generation ago?

[hitlersblackedwaifu]

The Kosovo bottlegate from a generation ago?

Yeah, of course you know him lol