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going home with 2 vodka bottles in my shoes - Altruist - 23-06-2026
I mean ... jfl at this point.
I already had 4, but croatia is playing at 1 am, so
RE: going home with 2 vodka bottles in my shoes - RuudVanNistelrooy - 23-06-2026
I was watching the first half of Portugal - Uzbekistan at the cafe and had three beers. The waiter was clearly on speed.
RE: going home with 2 vodka bottles in my shoes - alice in hell - 23-06-2026
NOOOOO YOU WERE MEANT TO EMAIL THE PSYCH
RE: going home with 2 vodka bottles in my shoes - alice in hell - 23-06-2026
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RE: going home with 2 vodka bottles in my shoes - hitlersblackedwaifu - 23-06-2026
It would be more efficient to stick one up your butt
I mean surely there's plenty of space
RE: going home with 2 vodka bottles in my shoes - Altruist - 23-06-2026
(2 hours ago)hitlersblackedwaifu Wrote: It would be more efficient to stick one up your butt
I mean surely there's plenty of space
Unironically considered this, but remembered its glass. i need to pour it into a plastic bottle or smth first
RE: going home with 2 vodka bottles in my shoes - hitlersblackedwaifu - 23-06-2026
(2 hours ago)Altruist Wrote: Unironically considered this, but remembered its glass. i need to pour it into a plastic bottle or smth first
yeah I remember that serbian guy who tried this and it didn't go to well
RE: going home with 2 vodka bottles in my shoes - alice in hell - 23-06-2026
u cant put bottles up ur ass bc its gonna suction bc of the empty cap then in the hospital they have to drill into the bottle to remove the vacuum and take it out of ur butt
RE: going home with 2 vodka bottles in my shoes - Iblameher - 23-06-2026
Isn't Vodka like 40 abv and higher
how are you even downing a single bottle
unless it's a ridiculously tiny bottle
RE: going home with 2 vodka bottles in my shoes - Altruist - 23-06-2026
(1 hour ago)Iblameher Wrote: Isn't Vodka like 40 abv and higher
how are you even downing a single bottle
unless it's a ridiculously tiny bottle
0,1 l "bottle". 37.5%
RE: going home with 2 vodka bottles in my shoes - Busty Doll - 23-06-2026
(2 hours ago)hitlersblackedwaifu Wrote: yeah I remember that serbian guy who tried this and it didn't go to well
The Kosovo bottlegate from a generation ago?
RE: going home with 2 vodka bottles in my shoes - hitlersblackedwaifu - 23-06-2026
(1 hour ago)Busty Doll Wrote: The Kosovo bottlegate from a generation ago?
Yeah, of course you know him lol