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i love early mornings - alice in hell - 20-06-2026
thr bird sounds are rhe best
i hate late nights
RE: i love early mornings - You're dead - 20-06-2026
Golden dawn, a new age has begun
Golden dawn, in every single one
Don't you run away, don't say it's all too late
Start to ring in the age... The golden dawn
RE: i love early mornings - alice in hell - 20-06-2026
(20-06-2026, 02:28 PM)You're dead Wrote: Golden dawn, a new age has begun
Golden dawn, in every single one
Don't you run away, don't say it's all too late
Start to ring in the age... The golden dawn
would rep but i don’t have enough posts yet
RE: i love early mornings - Busty Doll - 20-06-2026
He who rises early, is either a baker or a fool
RE: i love early mornings - alice in hell - 20-06-2026
(20-06-2026, 03:17 PM)Busty Doll Wrote: He who rises early, is either a baker or a fool
sunrises mog
RE: i love early mornings - Mr Looks - 20-06-2026
(20-06-2026, 03:17 PM)Busty Doll Wrote: He who rises early, is either a baker or a fool
The early worm gets caught by the birds as saying goes
RE: i love early mornings - B00X - 21-06-2026
I sleep when the birds begin to chirp
RE: i love early mornings - Overrated - 21-06-2026
I hate them
RE: i love early mornings - B00X - 21-06-2026
if you wake up before the worms you might get ambushed by the birds
RE: i love early mornings - Busty Doll - 23-06-2026
(20-06-2026, 03:45 PM)Mr Looks Wrote: The early worm gets caught by the birds as saying goes
There was some retarded joke like: "A worm was being eyed by a bird. But, the bird reasoned: Let him eat that leaf first. That way, he'll be tastier. All this however was being observed by a cat, who reasoned: Let the worm eat the leaf; and then let the bird eat the worm. That way, the bird shall be tastier.
"Finally the worm eats the leaf, and the bird eats the worm. The cat jumps but misses, landing in the pond.
"Moral of the story: the longer the foreplay the wetter the pussy."
RE: i love early mornings - cryingIRL - 23-06-2026
(Yesterday, 12:24 AM)Busty Doll Wrote: There was some retarded joke like: "A worm was being eyed by a bird. But, the bird reasoned: Let him eat that leaf first. That way, he'll be tastier. All this however was being observed by a cat, who reasoned: Let the worm eat the leaf; and then let the bird eat the worm. That way, the bird shall be tastier.
"Finally the worm eats the leaf, and the bird eats the worm. The cat jumps but misses, landing in the pond.
"Moral of the story: the longer the foreplay the wetter the pussy."
cats piss me off fr fr, they rape all the ecology around them but we need them or rats will appear.
RE: i love early mornings - Busty Doll - 23-06-2026
(Yesterday, 12:30 AM)cryingIRL Wrote: cats piss me off fr fr, they rape all the ecology around them but we need them or rats will appear.
Yeah turns out they were never Domesticated but came to humans out of their own accord
RE: i love early mornings - alice in hell - 23-06-2026
(Yesterday, 12:30 AM)cryingIRL Wrote: cats piss me off fr fr, they rape all the ecology around them but we need them or rats will appear.
i just saw my neighbors cat steal a squirrel from two young eagles and they eagles kept trying to fight with the cat
i went out and told the cat to go home and it did then the eagles took their squirrel back jfl
RE: i love early mornings - You're dead - 23-06-2026
(Yesterday, 12:32 AM)alice in hell Wrote: i just saw my neighbors cat steal a squirrel from two young eagles and they eagles kept trying to fight with the cat
i went out and told the cat to go home and it did then the eagles took their squirrel back jfl
You're an animal whisperer
RE: i love early mornings - alice in hell - 23-06-2026
(Yesterday, 01:05 AM)You're dead Wrote: You're an animal whisperer
i told it to fuck off and go home basically
they always lose their cat and it wasnt even eating the squirrel, it was just being a dick
rather have the bald eagle babies eat it