big boys stepping on the court tonight :)

[Altruist]

22:00 CET.

England. The most powerful force of the word since USA took over after WW2. The country that pretty muched pulled modern civilization and science out of its ass. population of what, 50 - 60 million? ZERO world cup medals since 1990 despite football being a religion there.

Croatia. Less than 4 million people. A sovereign country for less than 40 years. THREE world cup medals since starting to compete as one. A protagonist of 2 of the most brutal cuckings of the english NT in the said period - low inhib elimination in 2008 and a routine btfo in the WC semis in Russia.

NT values of like 1.5 bn vs 300 million in the favor of eternal fucking losers.

Who will take it all tonight?

[Winyan Numpa]

u should have tried out for croatia goalie that way it would be like an impenetrable wall

[Altruist]

biden

[maxell]

   

[MysteriousWeeb420]

[Altruist]

@maxell

are you proud of knowing how to post random images online? i bet you are the first monkey in the world who can do it.

now imagine if you could form a coherent thought complementing those images that doesn't make humans cringe! that would make you the king of monkeys!

[Altruist]

[Mr Pill]

going to be at the pub later to watch this match.

england vs croatia 

[maxell]

@maxell

are you proud of knowing how to post random images online? i bet you are the first monkey in the world who can do it.

now imagine if you could form a coherent thought complementing those images that doesn't make humans cringe! that would make you the king of monkeys!

If you were an exceptional individual like you claim to be, you likely would resort to something better than random insults and overinflated assumptions. However, you also would likely have better things to do than waste time here discussing myself & other individuals who (unlike me & this hypothetical you) are less than that.

[Altruist]

going to be at the pub later to watch this match.

mirin. do you think this makes you more or less of a patriot? i've watched 2 games of my national team outside with the retards (1 football, 1 handball) and/or my friends in my life; all the others i've watched completely alone in my room, because it's such an emotionally intense experience for me. when we beat brazil in qatar, i fell asleep at like 6 PM, when the penalty shootout ended, without any pills or alcohol; i was just that exhausted despite barely moving for 2.5 hours before that. i think i lost 2 kg that afternoon.

the semis in russia were the same. despite us having a phenomenal generation, when trippier scored, knowing the pedigree of basically everyone on england's roster, i kind of gave up hoping we could advance. the remainder of the match is history (even though i enjoyed sticking it to brazilian gypsies despite being inferior much more). 

if a random was here that night when we scored in extra time and when the judge whistled for the end, they d think there is a 7.3 earthquake happening at the centre of zagreb.

england vs croatia 

/thread. the only proper game in the group stage.

[Altruist]

i'm a monkey

so what? nothing wrong with that

[Mr Pill]

mirin. do you think this makes you more or less of a patriot? i've watched 2 games of my national team outside with the retards (1 football, 1 handball) and/or my friends in my life; all the others i've watched completely alone in my room, because it's such an emotionally intense experience for me. when we beat brazil in qatar, i fell asleep at like 6 PM, when the penalty shootout ended, without any pills or alcohol; i was just that exhausted despite barely moving for 2.5 hours before that. i think i lost 2 kg that afternoon.

I wouldn't say so at all. Going to the pub is the same as going to the supermarket here in the UK, everyone does it and even moreso during the World Cup season. jfl people who couldn't even name a single player on England's roster still pop down to the pub for a drink and a laugh because the vibes and atmosphere is unbeatable. 

i don't enjoy watching footy on my own because i think it dilutes the experience. has to be experienced either with friends in a crowded room or a pub where everyone is getting fucked off their head and shouting at the screen.

the semis in russia were the same. despite us having a phenomenal generation, when trippier scored, knowing the pedigree of basically everyone on england's roster, i kind of gave up hoping we could advance. the remainder of the match is history (even though i enjoyed sticking it to brazilian gypsies despite being inferior much more). 

if a random was here that night when we scored in extra time and when the judge whistled for the end, they d think there is a 7.3 earthquake happening at the centre of zagreb.

whenever England scores a goal this happens. I remember during the last euros season I could hear screaming and cheering from every single pub whenever we scored a goal. poetry.

/thread. the only proper game in the group stage.

I've avoided most of the other matches played so far because it's a world class team against a bunch of inbred somalis (jfl at spain's match though). extremely excited for tonight and I'm not even sure who will win the match. England's defence lineup is terrible this year which is a bad sign, and Tuchel is a nazi agent. then again, modric is a grandpa at this point, so who knows.

[MysteriousWeeb420]

Cracked open a beer, ready for this shit

[Altruist]

 England's defence lineup is terrible this year which is a bad sign, and Tuchel is a nazi agent. then again, modric is a grandpa at this point, so who knows.

yeah, tf is that def, lmao? easily the worst england's defensive line in the last 50 years, if not ever.

england's nt is such a mystery. the 2000s+ dream team with seaman/that other nigger, a. cole, terry, rio, sol, g. neville, gerrard, lampard, scholes, fucking DAVID BECKHAM, joe cole, rooney, owen and the rest of the crew was a top 5 NT roster of all time, yet they accomplished nothing

i mean, you know your roster depth isn't an issue when you got fucking gareth barry as a deep sub

carrick, carragher, p. neville, parker, jenas, dyer, ffs. jenas and dyer would have been our key players since the 1991.

[hitlersblackedwaifu]

Cracked open a beer, ready for this shit

lol slow down soy boy the game hasn't started yet