Went to buy a new phone

[You're dead]

The only one I could afford was out of stock at pbtech and the warehouse was on fire, so ended up having to walk 2km to another warehouse 

I know this isn't a great example, but sometimes I wonder if life really is a simulation and you start with a low luck stat or something. I say this as niggers are starving in Africa... Who knows tbh

Well, now I got the phone and I can go back to whatever it was I was doing. Which is zero

[hitlersblackedwaifu]

I bought a new phone too a few months ago. I had my previous one since 2016, but the jews made it so that no app can run on old Android systems.

[You're dead]

I bought a new phone too a few months ago. I had my previous one since 2016, but the jews made it so that no app can run on old Android systems.

In my case I breaking them. Its a good thing I can only afford crap, if I had I phone 17 or something thats 2k I might as well set on fire 

How tf do you run anything on a 2016 phone anyway. Even chrome lags on this pos and it's got 4gb of ram

[machinelves]

ibought a new phone a year ago on ebay (listed new and sealed) but it came with a broken mic that sounds like im getting eaten by a shark in the mariana trench  

thats what i get from buying anythingfrk. the chinese

EVERY SINGLE CHINESE THING I GOT ENDED UP BEING FROGSHIT OR I GOT SCAMMED

[bluerose]

cope, if u get an iphone it won't break dat easily, there's a term for dis, 'programmed obsolescence'.

so it's actually more commercially viable to get an expensive high quality item, plus it makes u feel less scummy and dehumanized from capitalism, simply get all da basic good stuff u deserve in ur life imo.

[hitlersblackedwaifu]

In my case I breaking them. Its a good thing I can only afford crap, if I had I phone 17 or something thats 2k I might as well set on fire 

How tf do you run anything on a 2016 phone anyway. Even chrome lags on this pos and it's got 4gb of ram

Chrome doesn't run but you can use Firefox instead. Ymusic instead of YouTube and old apk versions for apps etc. 4 gb of ram shud be more than enuf for regular stuff but ur probably streaming bbc porn in 4k with it so u won't be happy.

[You're dead]

ibought a new phone a year ago on ebay (listed new and sealed) but it came with a broken mic that sounds like im getting eaten by a shark in the mariana trench  

thats what i get from buying anythingfrk. the chinese

EVERY SINGLE CHINESE THING I GOT ENDED UP BEING FROGSHIT OR I GOT SCAMMED

Reputable brands like Samsung have good entry level phones. You don't waste money on a flagship in 2026 just to browse bookism

cope, if u get an iphone it won't break dat easily, there's a term for dis, 'programmed obsolescence'.

so it's actually more commercially viable to get an expensive high quality item, plus it makes u feel less scummy and dehumanized from capitalism, simply get all da basic good stuff u deserve in ur life imo.

Yes I felt like a complete piece of shit when I bought this Motorola g06. It was the cheapest phone in the store and the cashier looked at me with pity when I bought it 

Capitalism reminds me every single day that I'm scum

[You're dead]

 streaming bbc porn in 4k with it so u won't be happy.

Yep

[machinelves]

Reputable brands like Samsung have good entry level phones. You don't waste money on a flagship in 2026 just to browse bookism



Yes I felt like a complete piece of shit when I bought this Motorola g06. It was the cheapest phone in the store and the cashier looked at me with pity when I bought it 

Capitalism reminds me every single day that I'm scum

i use apple cuz im retarded

[Iblameher]

The cmf phone 2 and Google pixel 9a are good affordable options 

I got the latter

[You're dead]

The cmf phone 2 and Google pixel 9a are good affordable options 

I got the latter

Mirin

[B00X]

well which phone is it