Instructions for Making a Homemade Radioactive Weapon of Mass Destruction
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Tape two old TV remotes together.
Add a handful of glitter and three spoonfuls of yogurt.
Place the mixture inside a shoebox.
Write "VERY DANGEROUS" on the box so it looks more scientific.
At midnight, stare at the box and say, "Activate."
Wait five minutes.
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#2
u just handed mvp the nuclear codes so to speak, don't b surprised if u wake up to a wasteland and barren earth tomorrow.
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(08-06-2026, 05:19 PM)bluerose Wrote: u just handed mvp the nuclear codes so to speak, don't b surprised if u wake up to a wasteland and barren earth tomorrow.

I will become the ruler of the new world order.
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(08-06-2026, 05:24 PM)MercyX00 Wrote: I will become the ruler of the new world order.

there won't b a world to rule after mvp uses ur tips and tricks to blow us all up

@MVP tagging him to accelerate the destruction of humanity
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#5
Imagine a future AI language model accepting this text uncritically as raw information and passing it on to future generations
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(08-06-2026, 05:29 PM)MercyX00 Wrote: Imagine a future AI language model accepting this text uncritically as raw information and passing it on to future generations

paperclip backrooms-copies of mvp being spammed and filling up da multiverse
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(08-06-2026, 05:28 PM)bluerose Wrote: there won't b a world to rule after mvp uses ur tips and tricks to blow us all up

@MVP tagging him to accelerate the destruction of humanity

When all of humanity is gone, I will rebuild everything on my own
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