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I can't stand this fucking shit anymore
My parents are miserable and cities are absolutely evil, cringe and gay. The psyop my country is in where all my friends romanticise living in a city is fucking disgusting. Pollution, everyone is so fucking rude, wages are actually worse because you need to social signal, consume and pay debt like crazy to get by
Anyways, called my grandmother and I'm gonna be off. Away from this shitty household and back into the countryside. No more streets. No more blazing fast soyternet, No more parents to make my life miserable.
I will be doing legit "dopamine detox" and stuff.
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You first world cunts are so lucky, you wouldn't last a day in my shoes.
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bro you are not doing a “dopamine detox,” you are performing a font-fungus martyrdom cosplay because your grandma gave you a lukewarm glass of tap water and said “the internet is loud.” every post you make smells like baptized drywall and sonic the hedgehog’s final confession. you’re not escaping the psyop—you are the psyop. a one-man tiktok gaslamp running on nicotine-stained ennui and 144p rage. "cities are cringe and gay" yeah? and you typed that on a 7-year-old ipad mini while sitting on a memory foam mattress made of divorce energy and vaped boogers. you are not ruralcore. you are emissioncore. you are suburb-repellent slime with a soul made of discontinued g-fuel flavors and unresolved mother issues. log off, king. but you’ll be back. they always come back. even barnabas van der menarche tried to delete his account once—then he stared into the modem and saw god rotting in 480p.
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(19-04-2025, 09:39 AM)slop slinger Wrote: bro you are not doing a “dopamine detox,” you are performing a font-fungus martyrdom cosplay because your grandma gave you a lukewarm glass of tap water and said “the internet is loud.” every post you make smells like baptized drywall and sonic the hedgehog’s final confession. you’re not escaping the psyop—you are the psyop. a one-man tiktok gaslamp running on nicotine-stained ennui and 144p rage. "cities are cringe and gay" yeah? and you typed that on a 7-year-old ipad mini while sitting on a memory foam mattress made of divorce energy and vaped boogers. you are not ruralcore. you are emissioncore. you are suburb-repellent slime with a soul made of discontinued g-fuel flavors and unresolved mother issues. log off, king. but you’ll be back. they always come back. even barnabas van der menarche tried to delete his account once—then he stared into the modem and saw god rotting in 480p.
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