[Aspie] If I had the opportunity, I would throw a splot of paint at the mona lisa.

[Pi33baby]

Granted I will not be caught and my identity will not be revealed. I think it would be really interesting. It would create important insightful discourse that I would enjoy seeing. The news would blow up. It would also be quite funny. If somebody else threw a blob of paint at the Mona Lisa I wouldn’t really care, except that I might wish it was me. Would you throw a splot of paint at the mona lisa, given the chance?

[n9wiff]

No, I love the preservation of historical artifacts. It seems innately necessary for some reason.

[Pi33baby]

No, I love the preservation of historical artifacts. It seems innately necessary for some reason.

Dude.. you’re sounding a little gay.

[Honest]

sounds like a great idea

1. lazy french janitor is forced off his ass to clean the protective glass casing
   
2. we get to see entertaining footage of you being brutally lynched by the crowd
   

[Pi33baby]

sounds like a great idea

1. lazy french janitor is forced off his ass to clean the protective glass casing
   
2. we get to see entertaining footage of you being brutally lynched by the crowd
   

No I would throw it directly onto the mona lisa, ruining it forever. Not the protective casing.

[Honest]

No I would throw it directly onto the mona lisa, ruining it forever. Not the protective casing.

you wouldnt, but even if you did, you would fail. it has already been doused in acid, spraypainted, rock thrown at it.

[Pi33baby]

you wouldnt, but even if you did, you would fail. it has already been doused in acid, spraypainted, rock thrown at it.

This is a hypothetical situation where I am alone in the louve, the protective glass is not there, and I have absolutely no chance of being caught, and the damage is irreversible. Hypothetical, my friend.

[Altruist]

sounds like a great idea

1. lazy french janitor is forced off his ass to clean the protective glass casing
   
2. we get to see entertaining footage of you being brutally lynched by the crowd
   

do i smell butthurt sarcasm here? remember this post when explaining how superior white culture is in another thread in 2-3 days

[Altruist]

op, if i had the chance, i would kiss it

[kathisterima]

The more outrageous the form of vandalism the more effective it is. For example I would pull my pants down and unleash my explosive diarrhea on the painting. Later I can say it was a form of protesting against the irresponsible use of manure by industries that lead to greenhouse gas emissions. Everyone will be impressed by your badass power move, and if anything you draw attention to the forever rotting in a museum artifact that you vandalized.

[Altruist]

The more outrageous the form of vandalism the more effective it is. For example I would pull my pants down and unleash my explosive diarrhea on the painting. Later I can say it was a form of protesting against the irresponsible use of manure by industries that lead to greenhouse gas emissions. Everyone will be impressed by your badass power move, and if anything you draw attention to the forever rotting in a museum artifact that you vandalized.

great post

[Pi33baby]

The more outrageous the form of vandalism the more effective it is. For example I would pull my pants down and unleash my explosive diarrhea on the painting. Later I can say it was a form of protesting against the irresponsible use of manure by industries that lead to greenhouse gas emissions. Everyone will be impressed by your badass power move, and if anything you draw attention to the forever rotting in a museum artifact that you vandalized.

You’re a sick fuck, aren’t you.

[Noonz]

I would shoot it with my gun

[Honest]

do i smell butthurt sarcasm here? remember this post when explaining how superior white culture is in another thread in 2-3 days

there are no white people going to see the mona lisa, you melt

[Altruist]

there are no white people going to see the mona lisa, you melt

fair enough