If i had power of teleport, i'd surely become a serial killer

[psychoman]

this is the most joyful thing i could do, i'd play dota and the animals who are griefing my game and are horribly mentally ill to a point where they spam ping me and everything, i'd teleport next to them and beat the shit out of them with a hammer, i woudn't kill them cuz i want the word to be spread.

I smash both their hands so hard that they can't even hold a glass let alone playing dota.

this is my idea of heaven.

[hollow]

I'd be touching foids all day and steal food

[ΛΟΓΟΣ]

if i had that power i'd just steal things