Which philosopher had the most sex?

[Dreckssau]

Hegel had a bunch of children, but did he have lots of sex? They say Bertrand Russell had lots of sex.

[n9wiff]

Riley Pheonixblatt apparently

[Sexual chocolate]

dusty rhodes

[superiorpisspot234]

The fkn lot of them were severe escortmaxxers

[slop slinger]

Deleuze 
Aristotle
Plato
Derrida
Foucault (got aids)
Sartre for some reason

Mind you this was all sex with uggos, except in aristotle and plato's case, so may not count

[cryingIRL]

andrew tate, actually

[Nihilus]

Machiavelli 

[ΛΟΓΟΣ]

schop