[Slayer] Found bunch of alcohol and money on side of road

[Honest]

was just walking along country road and see bag plastic sitting in hedge. so obviously i give it a quick yank and look inside... can see carlsberg packaging and it feels heavy "at least 1 litre of liquid" i think to myself... i'll check it more thoroughly when i walk back
after 30mins of dodging cars on narrow country roads in the fading light, i return and look inside the bag:

• unopened 700ml vodka
  
• 1/3 bottle captain morgans spiced rum
  
• 1 can carlsberg
  

i'd said that i wouldnt drink for looong after last week's fiasco (blackout drunk, followed by suicidal depression, followed by waking up covered in bruises, cuts, and burns) but this is surely a sign from the universe that drinking is a great idea

i continue walking along , feeling considerably happier. and, 5 mins later, what do you know... i find a £10 note sitting there on the ground. this is the third £10 note i've found this year (and, another coincidence, is that i visited the place where i found my 1st £10 note yesterday, and made mention of it to my friend)! no doubt, the universe is rewarding me because it knows how badly society has failed me, and assuring me that i was correct in my decision to never work ever again  

[n9wiff]

Mirin if not LARP

[n9wiff]

I've never had anything here except the carlsberg

I only drank that and some cheap whiskey

[Bojack]

The law of attraction is real !

[Mr Looks]

Bastards like you used to steal my cigarettes

[Honest]

Bastards like you used to steal my cigarettes

did you have a habit of leaving your cigarettes on empty roads in the countryside?

[Altruist]

mirin' thread formatting

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

Carlsberg is a mediocre beer now.

[Mr Looks]

did you have a habit of leaving your cigarettes on empty roads in the countryside?

yeah I used to hide them on street before my father learned I smoke

[Honest]

yeah I used to hide them on street before my father learned I smoke

you need a good spanking for such naughty behaviour

[Altruist]

i'd said that i wouldnt drink for looong after last week's fiasco (blackout drunk, followed by suicidal depression, followed by waking up covered in bruises, cuts, and burns) but this is surely a sign from the universe that drinking is a great idea

never thought someone so happy with their life would do this

i thought drinking, being suicidal and depressed etc is for wagies only