Best Universities in the World

[slop slinger]

1. Oxford
2. Cambridge
3. Harvard
4. Sorbonne
5. Princeton

[kathisterima]

How does graduating from one of these universities translate in terms of SMV?

[slop slinger]

How does graduating from one of these universities translate in terms of SMV?

ZERO.

But you get a lot on the Husband Market.

[Mr Looks]

Nerds like u won't survive in the wild, I graduated from school of life kid

[slop slinger]

Nerds like u won't survive in the wild, I graduated from school of life kid

lol please i have more street smarts than u

[slop slinger]

Nerds like u won't survive in the wild, I graduated from school of life kid

also, dumbass cope

[brocode]

there is a lookism user who went to one of these but i shall not reveal him

[Mr Looks]

If it was cope you wouldn't be malding as we speak LOL

[Altruist]

meanwhile (at first thought):

Albert Einstein, ETH Zurich (Swiss Federal Institute of Technology Zurich), University of Zurich
Galileo Galilei, University of Pisa, University of Padua
Sigmund Freud, University of Vienna
Nikola Tesla, Graz University of Technology, Charles University in Prague
Stephen Hawking, University of Oxford, University of Cambridge
Carl Linnaeus, Uppsala University
Werner Heisenberg, Ludwig Maximilian University of Munich, University of Göttingen
Aristotle, Plato's Academy
Friedrich Nietzsche, University of Bonn, University of Leipzig
Max Planck, University of Munich, University of Berlin
Isaac Newton, none (self-educated)
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, University of Leipzig, University of Strasbourg
Alexander Graham Bell, University of Edinburgh, University College London
Niels Bohr, University of Copenhagen
James Watt, University of Glasgow
René Descartes, University of Poitiers
John Stuart Mill, University College London
Dmitri Mendeleev, Saint Petersburg University
Richard Feynman, Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT)
Leonardo da Vinci, None (self-educated)
Johannes Kepler, University of Tübingen
Carl Friedrich Gauss, University of Göttingen
Linus Pauling, Oregon State University, California Institute of Technology (Caltech)
David Hume, University of Edinburgh
Paul Erdős, University of Budapest
André-Marie Ampère, École Polytechnique
John von Neumann, Eötvös Loránd University, Technische Universität Berlin, University of Göttingen
Kurt Gödel, University of Vienna
Gregor Mendel, University of Vienna
Edwin Hubble, University of Chicago
George Boole, University College Cork
John Nash, Carnegie Mellon University
Edward Jenner, University of St Andrews
Erwin Schrödinger, University of Vienna
Christiaan Huygens, University of Leiden
John Maynard Smith, University College London
Antonie van Leeuwenhoek, None (self-educated)
Georges Lemaître, Catholic University of Leuven
Francis Bacon, Trinity College
Robert Oppenheimer, University of Göttingen
Benoit Mandelbrot, École Polytechnique, California Institute of Technology (Caltech)
Kip Thorne, California Institute of Technology (Caltech)
Max Born, University of Göttingen
Leonhard Euler, University of Basel
Guglielmo Marconi, University of Bologna
Enrico Fermi, Scuola Normale Superiore, University of Pisa
Richard Feynman, Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT)
Archimedes, None (self-educated) 
Pierre-Simon Laplace, University of Caen 
Euclid, None (historical figure, likely educated in Alexandria)
Max Born, University of Göttingen
Joseph-Louis Lagrange, University of Turin
Hans Bethe, University of Frankfurt, University of Munich
Pierre de Fermat, University of Orléans
Joseph-Louis Lagrange, University of Turin, École Polytechnique
Hermann Minkowski, University of Königsberg
David Hilbert, University of Königsberg, University of Berlin
Leonhard Euler, University of Basel
Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz, University of Leipzig
Carl Friedrich Gauss, University of Göttingen
Georg Cantor, University of Berlin
David Hume, University of Edinburgh
Immanuel Kant, University of Königsberg
my pet, University of Zagreb
Karl Popper, University of Vienna
Martin Heidegger, University of Freiburg
Friedrich Nietzsche, University of Bonn, University of Leipzig
Søren Kierkegaard, University of Copenhagen
John Stuart Mill, University College London
Jean-Jacques Rousseau, None (self-educated)
René Descartes, University of Poitiers

[slop slinger]

meanwhile (at first thought):

Albert Einstein, ETH Zurich (Swiss Federal Institute of Technology Zurich), University of Zurich
Galileo Galilei, University of Pisa, University of Padua
Sigmund Freud, University of Vienna
Nikola Tesla, Graz University of Technology, Charles University in Prague
Stephen Hawking, University of Oxford, University of Cambridge
Carl Linnaeus, Uppsala University
Werner Heisenberg, Ludwig Maximilian University of Munich, University of Göttingen
Aristotle, Plato's Academy
Friedrich Nietzsche, University of Bonn, University of Leipzig
Max Planck, University of Munich, University of Berlin
Isaac Newton, none (self-educated)
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, University of Leipzig, University of Strasbourg
Alexander Graham Bell, University of Edinburgh, University College London
Niels Bohr, University of Copenhagen
James Watt, University of Glasgow
René Descartes, University of Poitiers
John Stuart Mill, University College London
Dmitri Mendeleev, Saint Petersburg University
Richard Feynman, Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT)
Leonardo da Vinci, None (self-educated)
Johannes Kepler, University of Tübingen
Carl Friedrich Gauss, University of Göttingen
Linus Pauling, Oregon State University, California Institute of Technology (Caltech)
David Hume, University of Edinburgh
Paul Erdős, University of Budapest
André-Marie Ampère, École Polytechnique
John von Neumann, Eötvös Loránd University, Technische Universität Berlin, University of Göttingen
Kurt Gödel, University of Vienna
Gregor Mendel, University of Vienna
Edwin Hubble, University of Chicago
George Boole, University College Cork
John Nash, Carnegie Mellon University
Edward Jenner, University of St Andrews
Erwin Schrödinger, University of Vienna
Christiaan Huygens, University of Leiden
John Maynard Smith, University College London
Antonie van Leeuwenhoek, None (self-educated)
Georges Lemaître, Catholic University of Leuven
Francis Bacon, Trinity College
Robert Oppenheimer, University of Göttingen
Benoit Mandelbrot, École Polytechnique, California Institute of Technology (Caltech)
Kip Thorne, California Institute of Technology (Caltech)
Max Born, University of Göttingen
Leonhard Euler, University of Basel
Guglielmo Marconi, University of Bologna
Enrico Fermi, Scuola Normale Superiore, University of Pisa
Richard Feynman, Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT)
Archimedes, None (self-educated) 
Pierre-Simon Laplace, University of Caen 
Euclid, None (historical figure, likely educated in Alexandria)
Max Born, University of Göttingen
Joseph-Louis Lagrange, University of Turin
Hans Bethe, University of Frankfurt, University of Munich
Pierre de Fermat, University of Orléans
Joseph-Louis Lagrange, University of Turin, École Polytechnique
Hermann Minkowski, University of Königsberg
David Hilbert, University of Königsberg, University of Berlin
Leonhard Euler, University of Basel
Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz, University of Leipzig
Carl Friedrich Gauss, University of Göttingen
Georg Cantor, University of Berlin
David Hume, University of Edinburgh
Immanuel Kant, University of Königsberg
my pet, University of Zagreb
Karl Popper, University of Vienna
Martin Heidegger, University of Freiburg
Friedrich Nietzsche, University of Bonn, University of Leipzig
Søren Kierkegaard, University of Copenhagen
John Stuart Mill, University College London
Jean-Jacques Rousseau, None (self-educated)
René Descartes, University of Poitiers

Yes all before 1900

[Altruist]

[Mr Looks]

meanwhile (at first thought):

Albert Einstein, ETH Zurich (Swiss Federal Institute of Technology Zurich), University of Zurich
Galileo Galilei, University of Pisa, University of Padua
Sigmund Freud, University of Vienna
Nikola Tesla, Graz University of Technology, Charles University in Prague
Stephen Hawking, University of Oxford, University of Cambridge
Carl Linnaeus, Uppsala University
Werner Heisenberg, Ludwig Maximilian University of Munich, University of Göttingen
Aristotle, Plato's Academy
Friedrich Nietzsche, University of Bonn, University of Leipzig
Max Planck, University of Munich, University of Berlin
Isaac Newton, none (self-educated)
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, University of Leipzig, University of Strasbourg
Alexander Graham Bell, University of Edinburgh, University College London
Niels Bohr, University of Copenhagen
James Watt, University of Glasgow
René Descartes, University of Poitiers
John Stuart Mill, University College London
Dmitri Mendeleev, Saint Petersburg University
Richard Feynman, Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT)
Leonardo da Vinci, None (self-educated)
Johannes Kepler, University of Tübingen
Carl Friedrich Gauss, University of Göttingen
Linus Pauling, Oregon State University, California Institute of Technology (Caltech)
David Hume, University of Edinburgh
Paul Erdős, University of Budapest
André-Marie Ampère, École Polytechnique
John von Neumann, Eötvös Loránd University, Technische Universität Berlin, University of Göttingen
Kurt Gödel, University of Vienna
Gregor Mendel, University of Vienna
Edwin Hubble, University of Chicago
George Boole, University College Cork
John Nash, Carnegie Mellon University
Edward Jenner, University of St Andrews
Erwin Schrödinger, University of Vienna
Christiaan Huygens, University of Leiden
John Maynard Smith, University College London
Antonie van Leeuwenhoek, None (self-educated)
Georges Lemaître, Catholic University of Leuven
Francis Bacon, Trinity College
Robert Oppenheimer, University of Göttingen
Benoit Mandelbrot, École Polytechnique, California Institute of Technology (Caltech)
Kip Thorne, California Institute of Technology (Caltech)
Max Born, University of Göttingen
Leonhard Euler, University of Basel
Guglielmo Marconi, University of Bologna
Enrico Fermi, Scuola Normale Superiore, University of Pisa
Richard Feynman, Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT)
Archimedes, None (self-educated) 
Pierre-Simon Laplace, University of Caen 
Euclid, None (historical figure, likely educated in Alexandria)
Max Born, University of Göttingen
Joseph-Louis Lagrange, University of Turin
Hans Bethe, University of Frankfurt, University of Munich
Pierre de Fermat, University of Orléans
Joseph-Louis Lagrange, University of Turin, École Polytechnique
Hermann Minkowski, University of Königsberg
David Hilbert, University of Königsberg, University of Berlin
Leonhard Euler, University of Basel
Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz, University of Leipzig
Carl Friedrich Gauss, University of Göttingen
Georg Cantor, University of Berlin
David Hume, University of Edinburgh
Immanuel Kant, University of Königsberg
my pet, University of Zagreb
Karl Popper, University of Vienna
Martin Heidegger, University of Freiburg
Friedrich Nietzsche, University of Bonn, University of Leipzig
Søren Kierkegaard, University of Copenhagen
John Stuart Mill, University College London
Jean-Jacques Rousseau, None (self-educated)
René Descartes, University of Poitiers

OP = serbian technical institute of war crimes

[Altruist]

OP = serbian technical institute of war crimes

/op's bookism career

[Sassy Doll]

There's also 2 Sorbonnes

A politician here bragged about his Sorbonne degree, but I found out there was a 2nd tier Sorbonne called Sorbonne Pantheon where he was at