John Niggabait of the third division has committed suicide due to there being less than 0 opportunities to succeed in life. You cannot get revenge on anyone because there are less than 0 opportunities to get a car to go where they are due to there being less than 0 opportunities to get a credit card to buy that car with nor can you go anywhere. In 20,000 BC a gay caveman gutted himself due to there being less than 0 opportunities to forage for magic mushrooms due to the actions of the inferior beings governing this reality. Rocuga De La Goyhead cut his dick off and threw it in a volcano in 250 BC due to there being less than 0 opportunities to have sex. MVP died on march 2nd due to there being less than 0 opportunities in the universe to do anything and this has been the first time he ever faced this truth. Ray the Miraculous died in 2023 of retard-poisoning after reading kath's threads due to there being less than 0 opportunities to get food, travel or find anything resembling the christness required in a woman for consentual sex. In 1808 a man shot himself in the ass because there were less than 0 opportunities to find transport. Delanigga has defeated bignigga in a duel to the death due to there being less than 0 opportunities to train the weapon they were using. Eric Laboya has died of sex-starvation after realizing there are less than 0 opportunities to talk to a single girl. There are less than 0 opportunities to buy anything good online get a new anything etc. Balanciga Por Nigga has died after getting a mental alert telling him there are less than 0 opportunities to expect anything in his life except disappointment and hurt and utter lack of opportunity.
The most infamous and influential individual in the manosphere.
